1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[ralphfan]

337) I got a headache.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I forgot to write 334)

338) I tripped.

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

339: Dang Tactical nuke!
340: I didn't see that Hammer Bro. because of the camera angle
341: I remembered something funny, laughed and then got distracted and died

 

[Nathan Fielder]

342: I thought that if I jumped down there I could skip to the underground levels.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

342: Damn Kamikaze Grunts.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

YOU ARE 343.

344:NINTENDO 64!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Scorpion999]

345: A werewolf broke into my house and I had to reach for my rifle with silver bullets.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

346) Before I could do anything I was modkilled

 

[Nathan Fielder]

347: My love of raccoons drove me to save one from .

Guess who that was referencing.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Me?


348)I wasn't looking at the screen

 

[Mario Fan 123]

349: Poochy pushed me.
350: Yoshi swallowed me.
351: A giant meteor falled at my head.
352: I broke my arm because of it.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

353) I tripped

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

354) I was helping the Wizards of waverly place

 

[SpinyMaster347]

355) I was releaving myself.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

356) I was busy Falcon Punching someone

 

[New Super Mario]

357)Some random stranger cam in and unplugged my console

 

[SpinyMaster347]

358) Flying tanks suck

 

[Flubber]

(359)My computer stared live.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

360) I was hungry...Gaming with a massive bowl of chili doesn't work.
361) I was busy strangling myself with my Wii remote cord because I died so many times on the same level.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

362) I was saying hello to Shakira
363) Then I was saying welcome to the real world, to demi (?)

 

[Nathan Fielder]

364) We're in 1900, video games don't exist.

 

[Scorpion999]

365. Advisor Ragnarok killed me.
366. Advisor Beezil killed me.
367. Advisor Levathan killed me.
368. Advisor Liliath killed me.
369. Advisor Astaroth Neo killed me.
370. I thought it was funny to see Mario die.
371. The Knights of the Templar called for my help.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

372) I killed the Advisors. I died a happy life, living as a hero, in a huge mansion, at the age of 128. I was made a saint for ridding the world of those twits.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

373) I was having a long talk with Holly Marie Combs about her character Piper.

 

[SKmaric]

374. Got offered a pie.
375. Punched in the face.
376. Hit by a train.
377. The smell of cooking pasta.
378. Nose pulled off.
379. Lungs were stolen.
380. Shot in the face.
381. Suicide.