Vending machine

[PrinceLarryKoopa88]

A51 gets a death wish

Larry Koopa inserts himself.

 

[Princess Céline]

PLK gets himself spat out as Paper Larry Koopa

A51 inserts Donkey Kong's Hand Slap

 

[BBQ Turtle]

A51 gets slapped by Donkey Kong's other hand (the one which has not been inserted into the machine).
BBQ Turtle inserts the Bowser Bike.

 

[Princess Céline]

BBQ Turtle gets the Koopa King

A51 inserts Misstar

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

A51 gets Eldstar.

the SSM inserts both Super Mario Galaxy discs.

 

[SGoW]

YtSSM gets Super Mario Odyssey

SGoW inserts H2O

 

[Princess Céline]

SGoW gets Hg

A51 inserts a WA2000

 

[PrinceLarryKoopa88]

A51 gets a WA3000

Larry Koopa inserts a grenade.

 

[Princess Céline]

PLK gets a flash-bang grenade

A51 inserts Ω Smashville

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

The vending machine anticipates and empathizes with A51's absolute hatred of Smashville. It cries, bends over and coughs out some dead mourning dove chicks.

LeftyGreenMario inserts Fruit by the Foot into the vending machine.

 

[Princess Céline]

LGM gets some Hammers by the Hand

A51 inserts Ω Kongo Jungle (N64)

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

A51 gets Kongo Jungle, the world.

Yoshi the SSM inserts a Super Leaf.

 

[Princess Céline]

Ytssm gets Tanooki Mario

A51 inserts a western capercaillie

 

[SGoW]

A51 gets a book about birds.

SGoW inserts a bottle of Powerade.

 

[BBQ Turtle]

SGoW gets a bottle of blended cake from the Peach & Daisy Royal Patisserie.
BBQ Turtle inserts a pair of binoculars.

 

[Princess Céline]

BBQ Turtle gets a telescope

A51 inserts Gordon Ramsay

 

[Natalie J.]

A51 receives lamb sauce.

JL inserts Wendy's roasts on Twitter.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

JL gets a Tweenkling (an Inkling tweeting) who gives you a like.

Yoshi the SSM inserts Mario's Time Machine, the game. To see what it does.

 

[BBQ Turtle]

Yoshi the SSM goes back 0.1893527938 seconds in time, the most that the game itself allows.
BBQ Turtle inserts a pair of Waluigiscopes.

 

[Princess Céline]

BBQ Turtle gets a Waluigi Racer

A51 inserts K2

 

[Czario]

A51 becomes K2 Trooper

Luigi 64DD inserts the letter g

 

[Koops]

Luigi 64DD gets a username that begins with g-something, much like how Roy has a tendency of having usernames beginning with J-

Koops inserts the smiley.

 

[BBQ Turtle]

Koops gets the smiley.
BBQ Turtle inserts the Mach Bike.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

BBQ Turtle gets a Sneakster.

Yoshi the SSM inserts a Sprinter.

 

[Princess Céline]

Ytssm gets the Circuit Special

A51 inserts a Lightning Kick