What would you do if?

[Mister Apple]

Run.
What would you do if you woke up and everyone other than you was speaking Klingon?

 

[LED42]

Use the Google Translator, I have no choice.

What would you do if you had a bomb on your hands with 2 seconds left to explode?

 

[Mister Apple]

Throw it, and probably die anyway.
What would you do if you were always upside-down?

 

[LED42]

Buy a Sticky Helmet and hit the ceiling to be normal.

What would you do if someone hates you?

 

[BBQ Turtle]

Wait, just one person? Probably celebrate, that's an improvement for me.
What would you do if woke up and found that the police were outside waiting to arrest you, but you didn't know what for?

 

[Mister Apple]

Plead my case, I'm innocent.
What would you do if no-one could see or hear (et cetera) you?

 

[LED42]

Start joking

What would you do if you had the chance to wish something?

 

[Mister Apple]

Wish for infinte wishes.
What would you do if your legs fell off?

 

[LED42]

Assemble them back.

What would you do if you had E. Gadd's Time Machine?

 

[saltypepper]

Go back to the times when I was an idiot and tell past self to stop.. doing whatever he's doing.

What would you do if you had to go in a really high water slide but there was also a really big line behind you?

 

[Mister Apple]

I'd do it.
What would you do if you lost your internet for a year?

 

[BBQ Turtle]

Piggyback off of someone else's.
What would you do if Mario tried to capture you?

 

[Koops]

Get me the Toad police! Get me the Princess! Get me Luigi! Get me Fawful in a pink suit! Get me Link! Save me, Link!

What would you do if you had to fight Bowser's army?<