What would you do if?

Nothing because I don't have a smartphone and our regular home phone's screen is basically the equivalent of a puke green calculator screen.

What would you do if you could rotate the gravity around you?
 
Walk on the ceiling!

What would you do if an anvil was about to fall over you?
 
Race Cinnamon to the bowl of Apple Jacks.

What would you do if you were reincarnated as a southern desert cactus?
 
run the fuck away
what would you do if you were in the cuphead universe
and you lost a bet to the devil
 
Turn around and back away while looking directly at it.

What would you do if it was time to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL?
 
Fight another giant Kaiju-style.

What would you do if you could go super saiyan?
 
Sneak aorund everywhere.
What would you if you were the most beautiful person ever?
 
Close my eyes and block my ears.
What would you do if you were bombarded with chainsaws?
 
Cry.
What would you do if you had lived your whole life without hearing a pun, then you heard one?
 
Probably be confused as to why the person said that with that exact wording. And possibly groan.
What would you do if you started getting attacked by books?
 
I would **** the ol' ***** in the ******ing **********.
What would you do if you were arrested?
 
Junp up like a super star.
What would you do if you were suddenly unanimously hated?
 
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