Worst Mario Kart Track EVER?
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every track in super mario kart except for rainbow road because that feels original compared to the rest of the tracks
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Shy Guy Beach, that level was garbage
They wanted the worst track not the bestBaby Luigi said:
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Midna said:
Pretty much this, but also N64 Yoshi Valley (not MK8's version, that was fine).
CM30
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Shy Guy Beach from Mario Kart Super Circuit and Sherbet Land from Mario Kart 64. Okay, not in their original games, but they suck in Mario Kart Wii. Cause literally the whole track is off road, so a large amount of vehicles get screwed over simply for being 'unsuited' to these tracks.
For ones which are poor design wise... well, I never liked Yoshi Falls much in any game. Too bland. And Shroom Ridge is just nowhere near as cool as Toad's Turnpike, Mushroom Bridge/City or Moonview Highway.
For ones which are poor design wise... well, I never liked Yoshi Falls much in any game. Too bland. And Shroom Ridge is just nowhere near as cool as Toad's Turnpike, Mushroom Bridge/City or Moonview Highway.
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yes, the best track is the one that is either fundamentally broken (ala the claim that the game can't keep track of your race positions because the course complexity broke coding, that's horrific design btw) or developers intentionally doing that just to be a dick
pick your poison
Boo Diddly
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Wii Rainbow Road, Moonview Highway, Peach Beach, Choco Island 2, N64 Sherbet Land, DK Pass, Yoshi Falls, both Wuhu tracks, and Rosalina's Ice World are the ones I hate the most.
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I despise Mario Kart Circuit 3 with all my being.
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I think Shroom Ridge is criminally underrated thanks to its great tune.CM30 said:
For me, I'm going with either Choco Island 2, Yoshi Valley (only the N64 version), Yoshi Falls, or Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
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i don't have a definitive 'worst' but here's certainly 1 track in each game that i will never like at all.
MK64 - Frappe Snowland
MKSC - One of the ice tracks that i forgot about
MKDD - Sherbet Land
MKDS - Choco Island
MKWii - Shy Guy Bitch
MK7 - Maka Wuhu
MK8 - Donut Plains 3
MK64 - Frappe Snowland
MKSC - One of the ice tracks that i forgot about
MKDD - Sherbet Land
MKDS - Choco Island
MKWii - Shy Guy Bitch
MK7 - Maka Wuhu
MK8 - Donut Plains 3
Glitchy Bowser Jr.
"Stuff it, sponge brain!"
Fuck Lakeside Park
Paper Jorge
who? am? I?
i like toads turnpike for nostalgia but whenever i choose it people im with hate me
Moo Moo Farm/Meadows. It's just not imaginative enough like Electrodrome or Rainbow Road.
Random Blue
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GCN Daisy Cruiser (the MK7 version of it) severely pisses me off.
To be honest, with Electrodrome we're talking about a Techno disco in the middle of a city with Larry Koopa as DJ and dancing Shy Guys, Piranha Plants and Koopa Troopas, complete with upside-down sections, it's a bit of an outlier with respect to the other tracks in MK8...SuperDoom said:
I'm still thinking about some of the worst tracks (with SMK Vanilla Lake 1 being surely on my list...), I'd guess that conceptually Baby Park does not resonate very much with me - I see its point, especially in MK: DD, but really, I don't like the concept of tracks that try to be as item-based as possible that much... and the original Toad's Turnpike didn't age that well (although even at the time it was hilariously bad, although its concept, especially in Mirror mode, was somewhat nice...).
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I'm kinda starting to hate Baby Park more and more in Mario Kart 8. As much as I love chaos, I love controlled chaos, not when I get potentially item abused where I stay in 8th in most of the race...and that's against easy CPUs.
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lol man, that was hell in Mario Kart 64. Still not the worst Mario Kart track, I still vote Choco Island 2/Yoshi Falls/Cheep Cheep Lagoon.Mister Wu said:
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Yoshi Falls is laaaaaaame
the only enjoyment i got out of it was lapping all the cpus
the only enjoyment i got out of it was lapping all the cpus
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IT'S-A GO TIME, MO' FO'S!
When you're constantly attempting three-star rank ever since Mario Kart DS, you get REALLY good; even so, there is TOO much traffic in Moonview Highway!! At least Toad's Turnpike (the new version in Mario Kart 8 anyway) has wide roads, and the cars have stuff on them to help you pull ahead, but Moonview Highway is a narrow road with incoming traffic almost every second; you get hit by a truck or Bob-Omb car once, and it'll be a miracle if you can get back to the higher ranks, let alone first (you're screwed if it happens to you on the final lap)!
It looks great visually, and the song's cool, but my goodness, that traffic is a nightmare!
It looks great visually, and the song's cool, but my goodness, that traffic is a nightmare!
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You should try playing on Moonview Highway without Moonview Highway being on the Moonview Highway slot (aka hacking and putting a course that has heavy traffic onto another track slot than Moonview Highway) 
That means, you get zero post damage invincibility from the cars, so you get smashed and simultaneously flipped over every time you drive under the car. It makes the custom Toad's Turnpike in Mario Kart Wii hell.
That means, you get zero post damage invincibility from the cars, so you get smashed and simultaneously flipped over every time you drive under the car. It makes the custom Toad's Turnpike in Mario Kart Wii hell.