post any random Mario thought on your mind

Along with pasta jokes!

:mario: : "Hey, what's up? Did the FSM catch your tongue?"
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: Mmm-m. *Shakes head*
:luigi: : I don't think he even knows what that is *wheeze*.
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: *Speaks in Italian gibberish.*
 
I'm sure he'd say like, 15 kids because the cartoon Koopalings were quite different.
 
Sitting here freezing my butt off made me think: what if there was a game about Mario, Luigi, and all them going to Antarctica to save someone other than Peach from someone other than Bowser?
 
Mary Berry said:
Sitting here freezing my butt off made me think: what if there was a game about Mario, Luigi, and all them going to Antarctica to save someone other than Peach from someone other than Bowser?
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Basically Mario is Missing 2, except for Bowser:
 
Dr. Mario said:
Mama mia, that's a lot! Unleash the Marios! *gets out that former image in Lumastar's signature*

Anyway, we had Donkey Kong Mario, Vietnam War veteran Mario, and Mario Bros.. Mario along with stumpy Mario, modern Mario, and silicon graphics Mario. They, along with Paper Mario, Mario & Luigi Mario and their brotherly counterparts went on to star in the sequel to Paper Jam, where Brawl Mario is the main, super edgy antagonist along with his sinister, emotionless Mario is Missing Mario and the dorky dimwitted Hotel Mario minion, although Super Mario Bros. Bowser, Blue-eyed Bowser, Classic Bowser, Silicon graphics Bowser, and modern Bowser provide to be major thorns on both the good guys' and edgy Brawl Mario's sides.

The live-action Mario, Luigi, and King Koopa along with the cartoon versions will make a cameo appearance although it'll have to be someone else because they're not with us.
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But the current reality is even more complex:

There are now 2 Bowsers

German Bowser (who is the father of the Koopalings because only a German guy could be the father of Ludwig von Koopa)

Modern Bowser (who is just Bowser for the Koopalings)

Who will win?

Or is it a Schroedinger's cat scenario where both depictions are coexisting and we just have to ask Miyamoto until the German Bowser depiction comes out and then never interview him again on the matter?
 
So many Marios, so many Bowsers.

Whats a guy to do!?