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A cringing machine. Y'know, that makes it look like they're cringing in pain when you hit them?
 
Why bother going through all of that when you can just obtain a live specimen?
 
change of subject, why does everyone love poochy when he is way more annoying than yoshi. with a bark that sounds like something from the depths of the underwhere and an AI worse than a monty mole, the thing isnt even cute to begin with.
 
The Pyro Guy said:
change of subject, why does everyone love poochy when he is way more annoying than yoshi. with a bark that sounds like something from the depths of the underwhere and an AI worse than a monty mole, the thing isnt even cute to begin with.
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Heathen! You will suffer eternal damnation for this blasphemy!
 
The Pyro Guy said:
change of subject, why does everyone love poochy when he is way more annoying than yoshi. with a bark that sounds like something from the depths of the underwhere and an AI worse than a monty mole, the thing isnt even cute to begin with.
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False worship. Obviously.

In all honestly, I don't like fish-face dog thing either.
 
Stepping back from the whole "god worship" thing for the purpose of an actual conversation, a lot of his admiration stems mostly from a joke. I personally like Poochy in terms of design and mechanics, but you have to realize that most of the people expressing how much they like Poochy are following everyone else who did the same thing years before them.
 
I like Pink Donkey Kong Jr.'s status as a cult favorite though. It's his sheer obscurity alone, but I feel he might be overshadowing other gems like Stanley the Talking Fish or those dolphins in Yoshi's stomach.
 
Dr. Mario said:
I like Pink Donkey Kong Jr.'s status as a cult favorite though. It's his sheer obscurity alone, but I feel he might be overshadowing other gems like Stanley the Talking Fish or those dolphins in Yoshi's stomach.
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*groan*

Do we have to talk about characters I absolutely detest?

Mostly because I'd like LGM's response to this:

Mary Berry said:
Because technically, there's only one of each of their living specimen.
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