Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[LeftyGreenMario]

 

[Princess Céline]

 

[Noct]

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

 

[J-Yoshi64]

WHY DOES TOADETTE HAVE LEGS

 

[Noct]

"im boozer and im here 2 steal da prinprin"

 

[Paper Mario]

WHY DOES TOADETTE HAVE LEGS

AND WHY DOES SHE NOT APPEAR TO BE WEARING PANTS

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Goombette spirit, maybe? Guess she doesn't have legs either....

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

WHY DOES TOADETTE HAVE LEGS

AND WHY DOES SHE NOT APPEAR TO BE WEARING PANTS

BOWESER ATE THE PANTS AND BECAME SICK.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Jeeze, how bad must something be to make Bowser sick?

(Not even going to question the idea of Bowser eating pants)

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I don't know, but something that's bad enough to make him look like a chicken.

 

[Koops]

To me he looks more like a yellow Charizard with a red flame burning on top of his head.

 

[Ray Trace]

Would YOU eat the pants (and underpants) off a bootleg Mario character?

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

No, but I'm not Bowser.

 

[Moldomré]

After only seeing responses on this page, I have so many questions.

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

 

[ThatGuy62]

Granted, Muppet Bowser isn't bad.
Just... uncannily unsettling.

 

[Moldomré]

*Kermit accent* IT'S THE MAHPPET SHOWW!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Bowsy the Hungry Hungry Hippo

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Face shape looks like DK's model in the N64 Mario Party games.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

What is the meaning behind this masterpiece of conceptual art?

 

[zel]

tiny sad luigi
dk's face radiates some unknown yet powerful energy

 

[ThatGuy62]

DK is not upset.
Just disappointed.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Okay but why do Yoshis, Birdos, and Koopa Troopas (among others) not have eyelids in most games? Yoshi at least gets some in Mario Kart 7, but then loses them again in Mario Kart 8.