Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Paper Mario]

Those images are all broken.

 

[Mintiously]

God damnit!

https://www.google.com/search?q=super+mario+bootleg&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=G__0VKjqIYrEggSz4IPQDg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1680&bih=939#imgdii=_

Link.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I don't blame the pinata. I'd be scared *bleep*less too if I was an soul-sucking abomination awaiting death at the hands of an overeager child willing to bash off my skull with a bat. AND if I'm standing next to someone that looks like Woody with Weird Al Yankovic's hair.

This one isn't too bad. You see, Mario decided to shave for once because, being a 26-year old, he always wanted to look ten years younger in an instant, and a old, wise Toad had came up with the perfect solution.

Not to mention the growth hormones since Mario is always vertically challenged. No, Mushrooms don't work because they bust the BMI chart and Mario's already way too worried about that.

 

[Mintiously]

http://howtonotsuckatgamedesign.com/2013/12/amazingly-off-model-super-mario-cufflinks/

Third one is the final photo.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

This is the worst one from that link. It does provide inspiration for those who want to build really ugly snowmen though.

 

[Ray Trace]

Why does that Wario remind me of a frosted cookie?

 

[Lumastar]

Mario is bald, he is.

What the heck?

 

[Ray Trace]

It's either Luigi with his eyes gouged out or Baby Luigi in adult Luigi's body

 

[yoshiking14x]

It's either Luigi with his eyes gouged out or Baby Luigi in adult Luigi's body

I hope it's the latter.

 

[Weasel]

hey look it's bad creepypasta luigi

 

[Lumastar]

It's not Mario, but it's related!

 

[Glowsquid]

I don't know what's the worse sales argument: that or "Our game makes gorillas really hard."

 

[Walkazo]

The one licking its lips is terrifying in that context.

 

[Weasel]

there's a really easy expand dong joke in there

 

[Lumastar]

I don't know what's the worse sales argument: that or "Our game makes gorillas really hard."

So THAT's why everyone loves Donkey Kong Country 2. Not good level design, not ahead-of-the-time visuals, not Dixie.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

*clip*

It's not Mario, but it's related!

Wow, the text formatting is horrendous.

 

[Sonicyay2]

IM LOOKING AT IT DAGNABBIT

 

[Gumball Machine]

 

[Random Blue]

dear lord that kiss sprite she looks more like dixie kong in it in a way

 

[Ray Trace]

I'm not surprised SMW peach is uglier than SNES SMB2 Peach

 

[Mcmadness]

Didn't they give Peach a completely new sprite in the GBA version?

 

[Ray Trace]

For which game?

SMW GBA version looks about as ugly, but Super Mario Bros. 2 on GBA she looks much better.

 

[Mcmadness]

Both I guess.

 

[Lumastar]

Peach's stationary sprites in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga make her seem like she has big lips.

 

[Nysic]