Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

God damnit!

https://www.google.com/search?q=super+mario+bootleg&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=G__0VKjqIYrEggSz4IPQDg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1680&bih=939#imgdii=_

Link.
 
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I don't blame the pinata. I'd be scared *bleep*less too if I was an soul-sucking abomination awaiting death at the hands of an overeager child willing to bash off my skull with a bat. AND if I'm standing next to someone that looks like Woody with Weird Al Yankovic's hair.

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This one isn't too bad. You see, Mario decided to shave for once because, being a 26-year old, he always wanted to look ten years younger in an instant, and a old, wise Toad had came up with the perfect solution.

Not to mention the growth hormones since Mario is always vertically challenged. No, Mushrooms don't work because they bust the BMI chart and Mario's already way too worried about that.
 
http://howtonotsuckatgamedesign.com/2013/12/amazingly-off-model-super-mario-cufflinks/

Third one is the final photo.
 
Why does that Wario remind me of a frosted cookie?
 
It's either Luigi with his eyes gouged out or Baby Luigi in adult Luigi's body