Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Magikrazy]

The way you worded that makes it seem like you have to deal with crocodile nipples quite often.

What line of business are you in, Roy?

 

[Natalie J.]

The way you worded that makes it seem like you have to deal with crocodile nipples quite often.

What line of business are you in, Roy?

There are way too many of them on the website that little tab at the top of the page links to.

 

[Princess Céline]

Mario has no nosebone.

 

[Ray Trace]

uh, humans don't have any nose bones either. mario's nose, like ours, is probably made out of cartilage, so that's why you don't see it appear when we (and mario) get x-rayed.

 

[winstein]

I wonder how Petey's skeleton looks. When I play, I can only see the bones in his lips.

I wonder how the rest of the characters' skeletons look like. I am morbidly curious to find out.

Are you happy now?

2 sets of teeth and 3 eyes? What the hell is Daisy, anyway?

I think Tatanga might have been behind it, as he is an alien.

I got the image of Daisy's skeleton from The Modeler's Resource, so it goes without saying that I have also seen that Toad skeleton. Somehow that doesn't surprise me, but the way Toad's body is placed made it seem like Toad has an afro.

Given where Daisy's mouth is placed in relation to her nose, I guess they just put a texture of the teeth there and didn't bother with changing the original skeleton model. I am guessing that Peach would have received a similar treatment.

Thanks for reading.

 

[Princess Céline]

uh, humans don't have any nose bones either.

Spoiler

This is an X-ray photo of a nasal bone fracture.

 

[Ray Trace]

the fracture in question isn't the giant hole where the cartilage is, it's probably around that said region, probably near your upper nose. From the looks of it, it looks like the fracture is in the top region of the nose, not the left of it.

 

[Princess Céline]

Ok, let's move on

Nibbla is not ugly, at least in comparison to the other underwater enemies from DKC3, but him smiling looks weird for being a piranha.

While Lurchin's in-game model isn't bad, this is just disgusting.

There's also these two

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Lario]

Something feels off about Funky's forearms.

That sort of thing can be seen in other early Donkey Kong Country renders:

Some renders have this sort of trait as recent as the Paon games, albeit it became less glaring, mainly things to better rendered fur. Come Donkey Kong Country Returns, this sort of quirk seems to have become a thing of the past; the hair is still like sleeves in some artwork, but it doesn't look like sleeves much anymore.

EDIT: by that last bit I mean like that it still stops suddenly, but it doesn't look like they can be pulled off unlike the old DKC renders. Better fur rendering has gotten rid of that quality.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

This is from Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, and it's also before I applied transparency to the texture (yes, Luigi's face aside from his nose is 2D) and made it so it isn't so shiny. But damn.

 

[Mcmadness]

The long term effects of dream abuse folks.

 

[Princess Céline]

A game show host should not look like this. Swanky's legs also look like they are crunched underneath that coat.

 

[Magikrazy]

guys

IT'S SUPER WOODY

 

[Zae]

heh woody

 

[Ray Trace]

That character looks like Baby Luigi with a freaking beard.

 

[Natalie J.]

That character looks like Baby Luigi with a freaking beard.

...Aaand a lumberjack outfit and baseball cap. And a "Yoshi" that's probably the creepiest thing in the whole image.

 

[Ray Trace]

That Yoshi looks like the bastard child of an orange Yoshi, Barney, and that orange Digimon lizard thing

 

[Natalie J.]

That Yoshi looks like the *bleep* child of an orange Yoshi, Barney, and that orange Digimon lizard thing

That's one way of putting it, I guess...

 

[Magikrazy]

That Yoshi looks like the bastard child of an orange Yoshi, Barney, and that orange Digimon lizard thing

He has a name, you know. It's Dino Mount!

But Dino Mount isn't the only friend Super Woody has.

 

[Natalie J.]

The only one of those that looks at least reasonable is the last one. The other two are downright creepy.

 

[Weasel]

ok so it's not only mario but adventure island as well

 

[Magikrazy]

Out of curiosity, I downloaded the game.

I might just make a thread of what I see.

 

[Princess Céline]

I think the purple one honestly looks really cool.

 

[Mister Wu]

Out of curiosity, I downloaded the game.

I might just make a thread of what I see.

I mean, first Pocket All-Stars Star Alliance Star League, now a game featuring Paper Green Mario Wountain Wan Edition... this is a wonderful week for AAA Mario bootlegs!
Waiting for the thread!

 

[Magikrazy]

well wait no more

ok maybe wait a little