Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Intellivision DK boxart.

Intellivision DK sprite.

Also, as opposed to "Based on the fake arcade game?"

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I think he's wearing a jetpack, but not good at flying the thing because some of his teeth are missing, probably from crashing into all those walls*

*(that kids threw him at because they don't want to see Mario with that kind of mouth again)

 

[Teedgee]

Mario is Bad Cop from Lego Movie confirmed.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Mario wants a swanky car to compete with Bowser's swanky car, but in the end, it's probably going to end up crashing as that steering wheel is clearly broken.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Not as broken as his shoulders.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

But he hides his shoulders with impressive-looking boost panels, so give him a little credit.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I personally think Squitter would be a lot less creepy with an actual spider mouth. But that's just me.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Anyone else think this Toad looks like he's farting on someone?

 

[Paper Mario]

Typical low-life behavior.

Ah well, it's not the last explosion he'll be involved in

 

[Mcmadness]

Nope. I don't have an infantile mind.

Spoiler

Just a mostly infantile mind.

 

[Koops]

I see the connection, but doe sit really come to mind that quick?

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Yes

Nuuuu don't fart on meeeee!

 

[Mcmadness]

I think that says more something about you than the image.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Not as much as my random decision to watch all of Sonic Underground on a whim.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Yes

Nuuuu don't fart on meeeee!

More like the reaction to the post you made

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Well that's a relief, I was worried the reaction would be more like this

<-me

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Intellivision DKJr. cover continues the tradition.

 

[Teedgee]

Mario looks like a 4 year old boy in a Mario costume.

And DK Jr won't let me sleep at night.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

DKJr is a Simpsons character.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Mario looks like a 4 year old boy in a Mario costume.

Still better than some generic super hero man with a Thor Hammer.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Tode: drawn by Billy, age 8.

Spoiler

Months.

 

[Paper Mario]

Billy will grow up to be an absolute prodigy.

Spoiler

as long as he changes the subject of his drawings.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

What if Billy ends up as the guy who sketches Toad for his assassins to identify him?

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I think that might cause near genocide of the Toad species.

 

[Koops]

I think you'll get a reply from FTG64 approving of this.