Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Intellivision DK boxart.

Intellivision DK sprite.

Also, as opposed to "Based on the fake arcade game?"

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I think he's wearing a jetpack, but not good at flying the thing because some of his teeth are missing, probably from crashing into all those walls*

*(that kids threw him at because they don't want to see Mario with that kind of mouth again)

 

[Teedgee]

Mario is Bad Cop from Lego Movie confirmed.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Mario wants a swanky car to compete with Bowser's swanky car, but in the end, it's probably going to end up crashing as that steering wheel is clearly broken.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Not as broken as his shoulders.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

But he hides his shoulders with impressive-looking boost panels, so give him a little credit.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I personally think Squitter would be a lot less creepy with an actual spider mouth. But that's just me.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Anyone else think this Toad looks like he's farting on someone?

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Typical low-life behavior.

Ah well, it's not the last explosion he'll be involved in

 

[Mcmadness]

Nope. I don't have an infantile mind.