Mario pictures

This is so blurry I can't even tell what's going on. Is that a fishing pole? A rifle?
 
I'm pretty sure that's fishing

it's to make up for the lack of fishing in a jrpg game
 
who aims a rifle at peach from their crotch?
 
Well, he could be just reloading the gun.
 
Hey look! Water! That can't be a fishing rod! That would be ridiculous! Who fishes in water?
 
Donkey Kong looks like he can detect the inner evil in that Mini Mario, like it knows Donkey Kong really doesn't deserve it.
 
This is why Mario always has to keep reigning him in. He's too much of a nice guy for his own good.
 
This is how Mario should be a villain. He's so nice, he ends up destroying the world and people have to stop him from giving everyone a second chance.
 
:koopa:

Man if Mario is already bad enough with his kindness, just imagine Mr. M.
 
EDIT: You can now ask my characters questions, too.
Car Wash Luigi will be Green
Car Wash Mario will be Red
Prince Mario will be Blue
Mr. M will be Orange
Mr. L will be Purple.
I will be Black.
 
Mario and company need to stop doing the following.
1. Giving 2nd chances
2. Accepting invitations.
3. Not invite Bowser to Parties.
4. Go on a vacation.
Just don't do anything, it never ends well.
 
Peach's probably a really bad influence on Mario when it comes to forgiveness too.

but a few problems

1. How will there be more Mario adventures
2.I was with until I realized that free eats can't be beat. Mario Party DS perfectly explained everything.
3. Bowser gave Mario and friends a good time either way
4. Staycations will probably go wrong

And

only Luigi can really get any results doing nothing
 
Mario is so good he gives his spare 1-up's to bowser's minions after the game is over. And houses them at Mario Hotel for only 5 coins a night.
 
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