Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Xiahou Ba]

Max Max: Yoshi Road

Damn I'm bummed that that's not the actual dialogue from the game

 

[RandomYoshi]

They always seem to have a stupid grin on their face and are sometimes seen with their tongue hanging out; also, their eyes perpetually stare in different directions, which may imply that they suffer from divergent strabismus.

Hmm, what do we actually know about the biology and related topics of the Donkey Kong universe, really?

 

[Magikrazy]

Their eyes got that way in The Great Ape War.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

They always seem to have a stupid grin on their face and are sometimes seen with their tongue hanging out; also, their eyes perpetually stare in different directions, which may imply that they suffer from divergent strabismus.

Hmm, what do we actually know about the biology and related topics of the Donkey Kong universe, really?

This sounds like BJAODN. That comment included.

 

[RandomYoshi]

They always seem to have a stupid grin on their face and are sometimes seen with their tongue hanging out; also, their eyes perpetually stare in different directions, which may imply that they suffer from divergent strabismus.

Hmm, what do we actually know about the biology and related topics of the Donkey Kong universe, really?

This sounds like BJAODN. That comment included.

I just checked, and it wasn't there. So I added it, because obvious.

 

[Dardy]

Confused
Not to be confused with confusion.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

His foster-parents attempt to talk him out of this, but Mario insists that he will save Peach, the elderly couple accept his decision and send him off with a container of his favorite food and a gun before wishing him luck on his journey.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

His foster-parents attempt to talk him out of this, but Mario insists that he will save Peach, the elderly couple accept his decision and send him off with a container of his favorite food and a gun before wishing him luck on his journey.

And people say Mario never uses guns

 

[Xiahou Dun]

My concern is that why the hell two old Hammer Bros. have guns in the first place... you'd think it would be more useful than Hammers...

It's not even a pistol. And holy crap, I didn't even notice Mario was holding a gun in that picture...

 

[Walkazo]

It's a family heirloom.