Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

article on Wario's hen said:
She is notable for being the only known female Chicken and also for being one of the few things that Wario expresses love for.

That's right. Wario owns the only female chicken in existence.
 
Mario's not weak
Sad Toad
Ghostly Galaxy's murderer-roof

The house's walls aren't solid from the inside, so to leave the house, Mario/Luigi simply has to walk out.
 
Please welcome Captain Obvious to the stage.

"Bowser Party is a new mode of gameplay featuring Bowser."

Also,

"Hanging without Hanging"

EDIT:

I found another one.

"Coincidentally, for the whole of Mr. L's reign of terror, Luigi is nowhere to be seen. How odd... "

HOW THE P.E. DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS DOES NOBODY REGONIZE THAT LUIGI. IS. MR. L!

:luigi: : YEAH!
 
@Reply #107, GabbyHayes, you're not allowed to bypass the censors, if I recall correctly.

Toy Chica said:
Krusha acts very intelligent in Eddie's alternative world, which could mean that Donkey Kong is responsible for his stupidity in the official canon.
this reminds me of this one thing on wikipedia where kermit the frog was implied to be responsible for 9-11 or some *bleep*
Wow, Donkey Kong is responsible for his own stupidity?