Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

Sailor Mario

Mushroom Kingdom's most out-there sailor
Some of the companies that produced exclusive software for the NEC PC-88 included Enix, Square, Sega, Nihon Falcom, Bandai, HAL Laboratory, ASCII, Pony Canyon, Technology and Entertainment Software, Wolf Team, Dempa, Champion Soft, Starcraft, Micro Cabin, PSK, and Bothtec
This is Mario Wiki?
 

Mintiously

Prince of LOUD.
Off topic but,

Has anyone else seen Mario pose like that?

Ok, here's one.

“I can't believe I got kidnapped... again.”
—Princess Peach, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 

Sailor Mario

Mushroom Kingdom's most out-there sailor
Well, I haven't. But this is blatantly off topic.

Some of these glitch titles are hilarious. Some of these sound like band names, lol.

Mario's redemption
Duty calls
Yoshi has speedy legs
Breakneck bangs
Cameras don't like mansions
Cameras and caverns don't get along
Coin Saves Mario's Life
Ghostly Galaxy's murderer-roof
Luigi scream
Pacifist-Goomba
Mallow The Living Dead
 

Sailor Mario

Mushroom Kingdom's most out-there sailor
This is a gold mine of lol.

Movie names
Mission Impossible 1
Mission Impossible 2
Mini Mario's Solo Adventure
The Mobile Banana (this one sounds like a brand name for a phone)

Headers for Tabloids
The Bros. Go Crazy
Luigi Wearing Mario's Clothes
Luigi Stands on Liquid

And if you're a band, these are some suggestions.
Heavy Metal Band names
Black Room of Death
Brutal Death
Snufit 'n Drown
Zombie Mario
Killer Corner
Burn 'n Drown
The Town is Gone
Rejected From Heaven
Falling into Oblivion
Manipulation of the HOLP

Track Names
Purposeless Pellucid Partition (wtf is this one)
Bye-Bye Bob-omb
Fly, High, Die, Why?
Mario's Magic Monkey
Die for no reason
Magnetic Forces
Somewhere Over The Rainbow (taken from Mario Kart Wii's glitch page)
Luigi Under The Ground
Talkative Pep
Everyone Looks at the Ghost Forever
Warpulated
 

Glowsquid

Shine Sprite
Forum Moderator
Wiki Bureaucrat
Core 'Shroom Staff
Purposeless Pellucid Partition
almost justifies the complete lack of quality control for these pages.
 

Sailor Mario

Mushroom Kingdom's most out-there sailor
Some of these need to be preserved somewhere easily accessible because somewhere inside of me doesn't want to change these just for the sake of the hilarity.

Mario attempts to catch Donkey Kong by disguising himself as a banana and catapulting himself.
 

Sailor Mario

Mushroom Kingdom's most out-there sailor
The player must diagnose the guy's chest by searching around his body until the stethoscope finds the injury spot.
1st level difficulty: Small guy.
2nd level difficulty: Tall guy.
3rd level difficulty: Fat guy.
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong come looking for the coconut and discover Eddie bashing it with his club; they then trade him a matchstick for it and leave.
 

Sailor Mario

Mushroom Kingdom's most out-there sailor
Magikrazy said:
That's the worst name for a glitch I've ever heard.
Is that even a name for a glitch?

Anyway, my vote goes to "Purposeless Pellucid Partition".
 

Sailor Mario

Mushroom Kingdom's most out-there sailor
Oh. :P I was skeptical because Gabby posted some weird things.

This one is a popular name coined by fans, but taken out of context, it's funny.

Mr. Game & Watch Kamikaze

Anyway, some more.

Bang, Bang, Bang
Steal and Warp
Go Through The Pillar
Airsickness
Zombie Yoshi (what's with these allusions to zombies?)
One Yoshi, Two Yoshis, Invisible Yoshis (like that Dr. Seuss book)
Survive the Fate
Stomp After Death
Death by Pianta
Ghost Fish
Ghost Trees
Ghost Yoshi
Insomniac Mario
Mario's Perpetual Fall
Mr. Blooptastic
 

Deimos

do you ever yearn for the soft touch of a pancake
Core 'Shroom Staff
some of these were already mentioned but

Subterranean Birds
Fly, High, Die, Why?
Carapace of Celerity
Die in a cannon
Die for no reason
Die and throw a vegetable at the same time
Die and complete simultaneously
Cameras don't like mansions
Cameras and caverns don't get along
Saving Peach without Actually Saving Her - the plot of almost every mario game ever

who wrote this stuff I want to give them a medal
 

Glowsquid

Shine Sprite
Forum Moderator
Wiki Bureaucrat
Core 'Shroom Staff
Saving Peach without Actually Saving Her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvglodUIcA#t=1m32s
 

Sailor Mario

Mushroom Kingdom's most out-there sailor
GBAToad said:
some of these were already mentioned but

Subterranean Birds
Fly, High, Die, Why?
Carapace of Celerity
Die in a cannon
Die for no reason
Die and throw a vegetable at the same time
Die and complete simultaneously
Cameras don't like mansions
Cameras and caverns don't get along
Saving Peach without Actually Saving Her - the plot of almost every mario game ever

who wrote this stuff I want to give them a medal
The bolded ones I already mentioned.

Although Carapace of Celerity Celery would go well with Purposeless Pellucid Partition Plum Juice.
 

Sailor Mario

Mushroom Kingdom's most out-there sailor
Regardless of the evidence to the contrary, many English-speaking players continue to debate about whether or not Peach is related to "Grandma" and is, as a result, at least one-fourth Toad.

External links
YouTube User with Large Amount of Mario Videos
The key to their strength was, in fact, their togetherness.
The only thing the player has to do is to break the three fissures in the wall is by tapping them.
A sitting man forms the M with his naked legs, while an almost nude man does a handstand to resemble the I.
 

Sailor Mario

Mushroom Kingdom's most out-there sailor
Mario notices and picks up Luigi's French book, and questions him as to why he's trying to learn French when he can hardly speak English.
The Big Bad Wolf is shown to have several spare winter coats, which are actually wolf skins. Whether the Big Bad Wolf wears them over or in place of his natural skin is unknown.
 
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