Your headcanons

When I was about 7, I imagined Mario and Luigi having a lime green dog companion named Limeade. YES, REALLY. That was even more than 5 years before I acknowledged the existence of the Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach movie.

Limeade was my favorite juice when I was little.
 
Donkey Kong Jr. is set before Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong was abducted by Mario and brought him to the city, which implied to be New Donk City. Stage 3 was set in the NDC's underground power plant, and Stage 4 was set in the theater at K. Rool Avenue.

Donkey Kong Jr. freed Donkey Kong, resulted to DK kidnapping the city's mayor and took her to the top of the City Hall, which was under construction. Thus, "terrible event" happened.

(basically similar to the plot of King Kong)
 
Though Pauline says in Mario Odyssey that her kidnapping helped her personality grow to become mayor. She wasn’t the mayor at that time. So perhaps DK just went for Mario's ex.
 
Goombas reproduce by splitting in two.


Why else do the big ones split into 2 small ones when you stomp them?
 
Mr. Saltman said:
Goombas reproduce by splitting in two.


Why else do the big ones split into 2 small ones when you stomp them?
Goombas are cells. They are split into two, caused by mitosis. Thus, the Big Goombas are created by meiosis.
 
I am one of the few people who believe that SMG1 takes place before SMG2, and I actually devised some big theory to prove it.

On my user page, I also have a theory about what happened to Larry Koopa in Paper Jam.
 
Winged Yoshi said:
Mr. Saltman said:
Goombas reproduce by splitting in two.


Why else do the big ones split into 2 small ones when you stomp them?
Goombas are cells. They are split into two, caused by mitosis. Thus, the Big Goombas are created by meiosis.

If goombas are cells, shouldn't they be inside another organism?
 
Uhh, have you heard about single-cell organisms? :P
 
But aren't those supposed to be organisms with a single cell inside them?
 
Well, all organisms are made of cells. If there is only one cell, then...?
 
Then it's a cell inside something else, not only a cell :P.


You can't call planktons cells. The dudes have a single cell inside but they're not cells themselves.
 
Err, plankton isn't defined by their biological makeup, but their ecological role. Plankton can include bacteria (which are cells) archaea, algae, protozoa (which is a group that defies categorization btw) and even animals (which are multicellular)