Your headcanons

"Ignorance is Bliss" is A+, but the entirety of the White Knuckle Scorin' album/comic is great fun. All the men are dumb pervs, while Peach is competent and saves herself for the most part. And the song choices are hella amusing.
 
I've been listening to ''Ignorance is bliss'' all day. I'll have to find the comic and play the soundtrack alongside it.
 
My cousin thinks Wendy is Bowser Junior's mother since she's the only female Koopa.

I still think he's Bowser's clone.
 
Does that make Bowser jr Mini-me?
 
I used to think that the minigame in Mario Party DS with the Whomps (was it called Whomp-a-thon?) actually killed the chacacters and that the holes in the ground were blood splats... :o
 
RandomDSPlayer said:
I used to think that the minigame in Mario Party DS with the Whomps (was it called Whomp-a-thon?) actually killed the chacacters and that the holes in the ground were blood splats... :o
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That sounds so friggin hilarious. Why haven't I thought about that before?
 
I always disliked how Yoshi's Island completely confuddled the Marios' Brooklyn backstory by saying they were born in the Mushroom Kingdom so I made up my own story to make sense of it.

Basically, Mario's father was a New York plumber who stumbled upon the Mushroom Kingdom while fixing some pipes in an abandoned cabin. He was so enamored by what he saw there that he eventually moved to the Mushroom Kingdom with his wife, and the Marios were born. But soon after the stork's arrival, the Mushroom Kingdom went under a cataclysmic raid by King Koopa's father. The Marios' parents, realizing the kingdom was too dangerous for their newborn children, went back in the pipe and entrusted the babies to their downtown-dwelling New York Italian relatives. They then went back to assist in the Mushroom Kingdom war effort but were ultimately killed in the end. However, Mario's biological parents' deaths were not in vain and the war was won. Mario would later grow up to unknowingly adopt the same profession as his father, and would triumph over the same Koopa family that once brought havoc to his family. And all of this completely unknowingly.

..That's what I tell myself to make sense of it. :p I figured Nintendo had never published an explanation like this because of its serious and violent overtones. Still, it certainly adds an entirely new layer of conviction and vengeance to Mario and Luigi's just fight.