Your headcanons

[RedShell]

Bomboms(Bom-ombs?) are liveless robots(never alive).

Bob-ombs? Don't worry, I thought they were called "Bomb-ombs".

I thought they were called "Bob-Bombs" and Bullet Bills "Big Bombs"
Until I was six.

 

[Stargazing]

Bomboms(Bom-ombs?) are liveless robots(never alive).

Bob-ombs? Don't worry, I thought they were called "Bomb-ombs".

I thought they were called "Bob-Bombs" and Bullet Bills "Big Bombs"
Until I was six.

When I was 6, I thought they were called "wind up boom toys" and Bullet Bills were "bullets".
I also thought Luigi was named "Moustache Man" before I read the manual.

 

[yoshiking14x]

This is strange but for some reason I tought Goombas were spiders. And Donkey Kong also kidnapped Peach.

Sticker Star was a fanmade book made by a character who wanted a sequel to the Paper Mario Adventures.

Waluigi was not in Mario Kart 7 because he cheated like Dick Dastardly and was temporarily banned from racing. He got enraged with Honey Queen for replacing him.

 

[Mcmadness]

I can only imagine what would qualify as cheating in Mario kart.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

I can only imagine what would qualify as cheating in Mario kart.

We do it all the time

 

[yoshiking14x]

I can only imagine what would qualify as cheating in Mario kart.

We do it all the time

I was thinking of something a player in real life couldn't do such as trying to wreck the other racer's vehicles.

 

[Mcmadness]

I can only imagine what would qualify as cheating in Mario kart.

We do it all the time

They aren't penalized though so clearly its fair game.

 

[yoshiking14x]

Roy has a green pupil and a red pupil and that's why he wears sunglasses.

 

[RedShell]

Roy has a green pupil and a red pupil and that's why he wears sunglasses.

Nah, the reason Roy wears sunglasses is because he is super mega protective about his identity.
I LOVE making headcanons for any character from anything that has sunglasses, because there has to be a reason to wear them that's not UV ray protection.

Bomboms(Bom-ombs?) are liveless robots(never alive).

Bob-ombs? Don't worry, I thought they were called "Bomb-ombs".

I thought they were called "Bob-Bombs" and Bullet Bills "Big Bombs"
Until I was six.

When I was 6, I thought they were called "wind up boom toys" and Bullet Bills were "bullets".
I also thought Luigi was named "Moustache Man" before I read the manual.

I laughed hard as World Eight.

 

[Walkazo]

Bowser cannot remove his shell like the other koopas and the Bowser shells are probably just artificial.

Bowser's species is a Dragon Koopa.

I used to think Bowser was an ankylosaurus.

Yes!

<3

Check this out:

Granted, it's not an Ankylosaur, it's a distantly related genus called Gastonia, but still, whoever drew that restoration totally based the coluration on Bowser.

Gasp! why is Luigi so creepy looking? And why Bowser's tail part of his shell and why Bowser is suddenly wearing underpants.

That's Weegee. His evil corruption mutated Bowser on contact. The tail came with the shell because he actually just melted Bowser's spine and a good chunk of his ribs off of his body. He also conjured a pair of underpants over Bowser because he hates nudity, even on reptiles with internalized reproductive organs who are usually perfectly able to go in the buff without any social stigma.

 

[Mcmadness]

Bowser cannot remove his shell like the other koopas and the Bowser shells are probably just artificial.

Bowser's species is a Dragon Koopa.

I used to think Bowser was an ankylosaurus.

Yes!

<3

Check this out:

Granted, it's not an Ankylosaur, it's a distantly related genus called Gastonia, but still, whoever drew that restoration totally based the coluration on Bowser.

Gasp! why is Luigi so creepy looking? And why Bowser's tail part of his shell and why Bowser is suddenly wearing underpants.

That's Weegee. His evil corruption mutated Bowser on contact. The tail came with the shell because he actually just melted Bowser's spine and a good chunk of his ribs off of his body. He also conjured a pair of underpants over Bowser because he hates nudity, even on reptiles with internalized reproductive organs who are usually perfectly able to go in the buff without any social stigma.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

 

[Magikrazy]

Peach is half human, half Toad.

Toadsworth is her grandfather.

 

[yoshiking14x]

Peach moves into a different castle so Bowser will have a harder time to locate her.

Peach was adopted by the Toads after her parents hid her from Bowser himself or his father.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

That's Weegee. His evil corruption mutated Bowser on contact. The tail came with the shell because he actually just melted Bowser's spine and a good chunk of his ribs off of his body. He also conjured a pair of underpants over Bowser because he hates nudity, even on reptiles with internalized reproductive organs who are usually perfectly able to go in the buff without any social stigma.

Well, don't women have internalized reproductive organs too...?

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

I can only imagine what would qualify as cheating in Mario kart.

We do it all the time

I was thinking of something a player in real life couldn't do such as trying to wreck the other racer's vehicles.

How would that "Ban" Waluigi? If they could ban characters for that, the entire roster would be banned!

 

[Walkazo]

That's Weegee. His evil corruption mutated Bowser on contact. The tail came with the shell because he actually just melted Bowser's spine and a good chunk of his ribs off of his body. He also conjured a pair of underpants over Bowser because he hates nudity, even on reptiles with internalized reproductive organs who are usually perfectly able to go in the buff without any social stigma.

Well, don't women have internalized reproductive organs too...?

There are still bits that are on the outside, tho.

 

[yoshiking14x]

I can only imagine what would qualify as cheating in Mario kart.

We do it all the time

I was thinking of something a player in real life couldn't do such as trying to wreck the other racer's vehicles.

How would that "Ban" Waluigi? If they could ban characters for that, the entire roster would be banned!

I was thinking about the karts breaking into bits permamently, or maybe he was captured for vandalasing in a Mario Tennis game, Wario escaped into racing.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

That's Weegee. His evil corruption mutated Bowser on contact. The tail came with the shell because he actually just melted Bowser's spine and a good chunk of his ribs off of his body. He also conjured a pair of underpants over Bowser because he hates nudity, even on reptiles with internalized reproductive organs who are usually perfectly able to go in the buff without any social stigma.

Well, don't women have internalized reproductive organs too...?

There are still bits that are on the outside, tho.

It's not like men, where it sticks out like a sore thumb ( ; ---- P ) though.

 

[Walkazo]

That's Weegee. His evil corruption mutated Bowser on contact. The tail came with the shell because he actually just melted Bowser's spine and a good chunk of his ribs off of his body. He also conjured a pair of underpants over Bowser because he hates nudity, even on reptiles with internalized reproductive organs who are usually perfectly able to go in the buff without any social stigma.

Well, don't women have internalized reproductive organs too...?

There are still bits that are on the outside, tho.

It's not like men, where it sticks out like a sore thumb ( ; ---- P ) though.

Still, it's not exactly the sorta stuff you wanna see when you're walking down the street.

(dear lord why are we still even talking about this)

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

I can only imagine what would qualify as cheating in Mario kart.

We do it all the time

I was thinking of something a player in real life couldn't do such as trying to wreck the other racer's vehicles.

How would that "Ban" Waluigi? If they could ban characters for that, the entire roster would be banned!

I was thinking about the karts breaking into bits permamently, or maybe he was captured for vandalasing in a Mario Tennis game, Wario escaped into racing.

Are you talking about Mario Power Tennis? If so, that was in 2004, and it would be too late to ban him at that point.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I. Don't. Know.

Hm.... I used to think Mario was another species of animal because of his large nose and large head.

 

[yoshiking14x]

well i guess it was a pointless excuse, but I miss the sport games with cutscenes, they were great.

 

[Duskull]

It's not like men, where it sticks out like a sore thumb ( ; ---- P ) though.

I see what you did there.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

I used to think Mario was another species of animal because of his large nose and large head.

That could be possible, you know.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

well i guess it was a pointless excuse, but I miss the sport games with cutscenes, they were great.

I agree too

I hate it how Mario Tennis Open had generic trophy scenes