Glowsquid post statements from wikis that amuses him

The unidentified fifty people who died for Hogwarts pale in the shadow cast by Pink Donkey Kong Jr. The Muggle tramp and the Albanian peasant and the Trolley witch and all the other nameless HP heathens look up in envy of our great and wonderful treasure.
 
Magikrazy said:
We worship a pink gorilla who appeared twice ever, so they're allowed to do whatever with their no names.
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At least Pinky Kong has an article title that is elegantly succinct perfection just like his game.
 
Time Turner said:
It feels like only yesterday that we were worshipping our lord and saviour, Poochy. It almost seems heretical to go back on Him so quickly.
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That's because Invisible Pink Donkey Kong Jr. stole my heart.

cookie if you get the strike-out reference
 
I for one never worshipped that false dog: Poochianity is a product of the chatroom social circles, but the true icon of the wiki itself can only be Pink DK Jr.
 
Walkazo said:
I for one never worshipped that false dog: Poochianity is a product of the chatroom social circles, but the true icon of the wiki itself can only be Pink DK Jr.
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This.

To be honest from me, Poochy also stopped being funny when people used it to abuse WOT ratings

Don't kill me.
 
http://rocketpower.wikia.com/wiki/Cold_War
 
Well, of course the wiki has a page on that. After all, Rocket Power is obviously just an allegory on nuclear politics throughout the Cold War and beyond. Everybody knows that!

Edit: This wiki has everything
 
Walkazo said:
I for one never worshipped that false dog: Poochianity is a product of the chatroom social circles, but the true icon of the wiki itself can only be Pink DK Jr.
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no no no it isn't Poochy or...him

it's Tumble, obviously