Glowsquid post statements from wikis that amuses him

The unidentified fifty people who died for Hogwarts pale in the shadow cast by Pink Donkey Kong Jr. The Muggle tramp and the Albanian peasant and the Trolley witch and all the other nameless HP heathens look up in envy of our great and wonderful treasure.
 
Magikrazy said:
We worship a pink gorilla who appeared twice ever, so they're allowed to do whatever with their no names.
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At least Pinky Kong has an article title that is elegantly succinct perfection just like his game.
 
Time Turner said:
It feels like only yesterday that we were worshipping our lord and saviour, Poochy. It almost seems heretical to go back on Him so quickly.
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That's because Invisible Pink Donkey Kong Jr. stole my heart.

cookie if you get the strike-out reference
 
I for one never worshipped that false dog: Poochianity is a product of the chatroom social circles, but the true icon of the wiki itself can only be Pink DK Jr.
 
Walkazo said:
I for one never worshipped that false dog: Poochianity is a product of the chatroom social circles, but the true icon of the wiki itself can only be Pink DK Jr.
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This.

To be honest from me, Poochy also stopped being funny when people used it to abuse WOT ratings

Don't kill me.
 
http://rocketpower.wikia.com/wiki/Cold_War
 
Well, of course the wiki has a page on that. After all, Rocket Power is obviously just an allegory on nuclear politics throughout the Cold War and beyond. Everybody knows that!

Edit: This wiki has everything
 
Walkazo said:
I for one never worshipped that false dog: Poochianity is a product of the chatroom social circles, but the true icon of the wiki itself can only be Pink DK Jr.
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no no no it isn't Poochy or...him

it's Tumble, obviously
 
Glowsquid said:
http://rocketpower.wikia.com/wiki/Cold_War
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plz create [[Hitler & WW II]] because it was used in that Mario Quiz Card.
 
The Youtube poop community takes the quality of its content very seriously

[quote author=what the fuck am I reading]In the same way as later cases of Mama Luigi AIDS cases are not treated with any seriousness, so too is CD-i AIDS, ignored as it can be assumed that most 3rd+ generation are born with it. This flawed assertion assumes that the first few videos a Pooper makes will have AIDS as Poop is something learned rather than something made intuitively, the danger here being that CD-i AIDS is now more well known than YouTube Poop itself and results in the death of a noob with potential.

To understand CD-i AIDS, it's important to understand the original purpose of CD-i in YouTube Poop, how and why it works, and how a WIN can be achieved.

Firstly, there is trash aesthetics: that which is bad, laughably awful and crappy. Good examples include daytime TV, old adverts, MicroSoft Paint, clip art, or art made by non artists and children. All of these things are trash because at a certain point in time were were considered good by some people (even if a minority). Kids really did love Ronald McDonald and Michael Jackson, and Nintendo SNES was a cutting edge piece of technology that meant you didn't have to pay a fortune in an arcade. [/quote]
 
http://www.mariowiki.com/Special:Contributions/76.111.178.46 this is the best edit history on the super mario wiki

it was just confirmed to be released on march 18th in NA so you might wanna add that. just more proof that mariowiki is untrustworthy with information
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do you guys even know what twitter ''is''? because they just announced a new costume, and it was listed on SmashWiki before you, and it's not their job to list it.
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i had to check the succeeding edit histories to see the reactions

::"You are idiots" is not a reliable source.
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ZeldaWiki's fandom articles are a trip.

http://zeldawiki.org/Community:ZeldaInformer

Revolution Day 2007

Concerned parties elected ahead to begin work behind the scenes, preparing a new site to which ZU members of a more classical ideology (both those older members who desired a return to the sort of Zelda forum they remembered and the newer members who had come to share their views) could escape.
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http://zeldawiki.org/User:Falco-X

Falco-X is the codename of the founder of HTLOZ: Hyrule the Land of Zelda, one of the most successful Zelda websites of that era. Little is known about the real identity of this mystical webmaster;.
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Falco X disappeared in late 2002 after HTLOZ was closed. Hardly anyone has ever heard of him again, and the question remains: Will Falco X ever come back?
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https://twitter.com/Mike_Matei/status/693905245819146240

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not sure if allow but saw some funny stub statements on random wikias and stuff

From Yandere Simulator Wiki -
This article is a stub. Stubs are similar to rivals and must be killed or they'll take Senpai.
You can help the Yandere Simulator Wiki by killing it.

From Blockland World Wiki -
This article is a plate. You can help the Blockland Wikia by making it taller.
 
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Trivia/SonicAdventure2

I love the way this is worded.

The Director of Sonic Adventure 2 was so angry at the negative reception for Big the Cat in the previous game that he took personal offense to it and put Big the Cat as a hidden secret in every stage as a spiteful act of vengeance towards everyone.
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These tumblr blogs feature Bulbapedia's and Wikipedia's (respectively) greatest quotes.
http://thanksbulbapedia.tumblr.com
http://citationneeded.tumblr.com.
Some highlights:
An Ice Rock (Japanese:こおりでおおわれたいわ ice-covered rock) is an ice-covered rock
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GeneratorShipping is the belief that Misty and Pikachu belong in a romantic relationship. The name comes from the concept of a hydroelectric generator that uses water to create electricity
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Perhaps the key point of hilarity in the movie, is a tie between a motorcycle transformed into a jet-ski, and someone riding his own motorcycle off some docks to momentarily distract his best customers.
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Oxford Dictionaries identifies bros metonymously as those who themselves use the word to refer to others, such as in the example of “don’t tase me, bro”, in which the taser is not a bro, but the tased is.
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Nice find, I used to follow the Bulbapedia one but forgot about it

The original airing of What Kind of Pokémon Are You? on Pikachu’s Jukebox used the original first verse, but due to “grass” being mistaken for the word “ass”, the DVD releases of Pikachu’s Jukebox use the end of the third verse (with Dratini) instead. This results in both Dratini and the Dragon-type being mentioned twice, but no mention of the Grass-type
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your grass is grass

or your ass is ass
 
Every Bulbapedia article on shipping is good
Every single blush is taken as evidence for two characters being in love.
After May finishes brushing Dawn's hair, she says, "No need to worry! Not with pretty hair." This compliment makes Dawn blush.
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There's also an article about shipping characters who have never interacted with each other.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shipping:Nevermet_shippings
These are justified with the solidest evidence/s
Both May and Ritchie own a Fire-type starter Pokémon: Blaziken and Charmeleon, respectively. However, it is still unknown if Ritchie actually started with Charmeleon. Also, they both own Bug/Flying Pokémon that happen to be based on butterflies: Beautifly and Butterfree, respectively.
Both traveled through time and changed the course of the future and for someone else by altering the past.

Interestingly, both met an elderly female character in the present time who had lost a male love interest in the past because of an accident that happened when they left the female characters. Both went back in time and saved the males' lives and they were able to live and have a relationship with the females they had left behind in the past. In a sense, they helped turn tragic love stories into happy endings.
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http://blonic.wikia.com/wiki/Blonic_Wiki

wat

Blonic is the main character of the Blonic video series. He is a human-hedgehog hybrid, and totally not a rip off of Sonic the Hedgehog...People really need to get their facts straight!
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How embarrassing.
 
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