Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...

[Time Turner]

discuss

 

[freakworld]

probably photoshop captured from computer screen

2/10 for effort

 

[Magikrazy]

M. Bison

If we don't get him next game, I'll cry.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

A DK special game mode, where characters' heads are massively inflated.

 

[Magikrazy]

Don't you mean expanded?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Sure, but their dongs remain intact.

A story mode where all the Smash characters argue whose turn it is to shop for groceries.

 

[The Golden Yoshi]

A story mode where all the Smash characters argue whose turn it is to shop for groceries.

And after that's sorted, they argue about who's cooking dinner tonight.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

That's going to be in the sequel. And it has a bonus mode of dealing with financial recession and they decide to go to some banks and recruit their CEOs as playable characters so they have an excuse to beat them up.

 

[The Golden Yoshi]

Then we get a spin-off, The day in the life of Smash Bros. The characters can't afford the rent, as Wario has been eating the cash. Since they are utterly broke, the characters go on an adventure to find Waluigi, who is a professional surgeon by the way. Once they realise Waluigi is on leave, they just punch the coins outta Wario. They then rent a better house and argue about who's taking the trash out.

 

[Magikrazy]

We've gone too long without a far fetched suggestion, so here's one.

Exeggutor

 

[Lord Bowser]

We've gone too long without a far fetched suggestion, so here's one.

Exeggutor

it better be alolan exeggecutor

 

[Meta Knight]

Alolan Exeggutor replaces the home-run bat