What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[J-Yoshi64]

Hey Peach, is there any way I can get into the next Grand Prix?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

You mean "hello, It's-a-me!"

That sounds more fitting if you ask me.

I like my accent, but no need for Mario to type it out.

Hey, there! You rescuing princesses?

 

[Koops]

Yeah, I was rescuing myself, and knowing I'm a princess... so technically, I'm saving a princess.

 

[Princess Céline]

You don't need to rescue me.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

You sure? I rescue people of all kinds. My specialty is usually giant turtle things and those who need "rescuing" from faulty plumbing or are trapped in a construction site somewhere. But I'm a generalist! I'm good at all sorts of rescues.

 

[Princess Céline]

Well, I'm more capable of handling myself than Peach, but I'm not to turn down an offer from a famous hero.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Nicey. Well, I've rescued those who think they can handle themselves. Even the powerful ones need help from a little guy like me sometimes.

 

[Princess Céline]

You seem to have a soft spot for tall ladies

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Heheh, I think it's just that I'm short for my species's standards. Very short, you might say. Most of the ladies I meet are pretty tall relative to me to begin with, probably at around your height! But I like people shorter than me too. I'm surrounded by them, in fact!

 

[Princess Céline]

Do you have a laser blade in that arm cannon?

 

[Pinkie]

Do you still want me to try Hyrule Circuit?