Yeah, we uhh... met yesterday at the Radio Tower. No need to greet me again.
I'll believe that when I see it. Let's just do this.
A tiny little fairy? This'll be easy.
Useless twat. Just spam Confusion, Svengali.
And so he did.
Think that'll save you?
It did not.
So far, so good. She only has one Pokémon left, I can't imagine this being too difficult now.
It's fitting that your strongest Pokémon is a fat cow. Just put it to sleep, Svengali, and the rest should be easy.
Wh--HOW?! That doesn't even make any sense! Whatever, commence plan as normal.
Shit. Try that again, Svengali, maybe it'll stick this ti--
A few Stomps later.
Abort! Abort! You did well, Svengali, but Guy Kazama could probably hold out better...
You are a rock. She is a fat cow. How do you...? I don't even care, just try to attack.
Damn, that didn't do much. I'll just have to keep hoping I get a stronger magnitude...
And then I wound up using a lot of potions. It's really aggravating to fight this bitch when her cow's got your Pokémon horny.
Oh you've got to be joking. It took me forever to chip away that health! Guy Kazama, use Magnitude again, and try not to gawk this time.
That's just so useful to me...
Aaaagh, this move just keeps getting stronger! You'll need to use Protect, Guy Kazama, or else you're done for!
You're almost DEAD to her! I could understand more if that cow wasn't so ugly, but right now we just can't risk this!
Hoorah! Good job, Guy Kazama! Now we can finally bring it down.
YES! Congratulations, Guy Kazama; you're a true credit to sentient boulders with cow fetishes everywhere!
That's wonderful. Now cough up the badge, airhead; you lost fair and square.
You're not getting out of your responsibilities this easily, mate. I'm not leaving until I get my badge.
Look, I know it's upsetting that you're a complete sore loser, but can I have my badge?
Finally, some progress. Hey the other blokes gave me a TM when I beat them, are you going to do the sa--