Just to clarify, italics are my own silly commentary. Unedited text
is character narration. Bolded text is for questions for you guys, I guess!
And so it begins.
It was finally here. My 10th birthday has arrived, which means I can finally go on my Pokémon journey! Who knows what great adventures await me, all the Pokémon I'll see, all the cuties I'll meet! Like a scene from my wildest dreams, I woke up to the soothing sound of the voice of none other than the world famous Professor Oak!
That's like telling your 10-year old son that Earth is widely inhabited by dogs.
He asked me for my details, which I saw as a very good sign! My heart was pounding! But strangely enough, he wasn't able to discern whether I was a boy or girl, but I'm not going to question his genius.
Sorry to anyone who wanted to suggest a name, but I loved Bop's idea way too much.
...but I then found it was all a dream. What a drag! I thought I had made it with the great Professor Oak! But oh well, such is life. I decided to check my emails for any notifications on my new career as a Pokémon Trainer, but all I had was...
Oh that Ethan. Deep as a puddle, but so cute anyway.
My mum was helpful enough to tell me that Professor Elm wanted to see me. How archaic, he surely could've sent me an email or something! I decided to have a jog around town before seeing him, however. I can't look slack in front of him!
The bloke who wrote this was payed $64,000 just for this line.
It seemed like another lazy day until I ran into this chap...
How rude! He even pushed me aside, the handsome jerk! I'm sure I'll be rid of him once I leave this town on my grand journey, however, so I should just forget about him and his glorious hair, and go start my adventure.
Alright I'll stop piss farting around and get on with it.
Oh, I'm flattered, but there'll be time for that latter, prof. Right now I need to start my adventure!
Let's see, I have the choice of...
Oh, I just don't know!
Which should I choose? And what will I call it?
