Crocodile Dippy's Supremely Bored Pokemon HeartGold Let's Play

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...bugs? That's just brilliant having to go into a forest full of them immediately afterwards...

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...I have to ride on them? why me

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Alright, I don't care if you have a sort of feminine charm to you, I just want to get the badge and leave, so don't stuff me around.

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How hard can it be to defeat some tiny bugs?

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...or a big bug. Uhh this thing looks tough even for a hard-head like Guy Kazama. Keep an eye out, you never know what tricks it has up its sleeve.

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Welp.

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Ha! Doesn't matter how large your insect is, they can all be crushed under 150kg boulders.

If that was his first Pokémon, I wonder what powerful foes he has left...

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Yeah, I've pretty much won.

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Somehow I doubt that's how I managed to thrash you... get some better Pokémon next time.

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Fantastic, now we can go to Goldenrod and finally see my prince again! Just a small forest of disgusting bugs left, and it'll all be over.

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What creature or person could possibly want to protect all these insects?! Whoever or whatever they are, they've got more tolerance than I do...

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Oh great, it's that weirdo dancer again... what's she doing in a place like this, actually?

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...Don't mess with me, I already don't like you.

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Shouldn't be too long to get out of here, so why not. It's a fairly linear path, anyway.

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Oh, you condescending bitch! See if I ever offer to help you again in the future!

Bah, forget it! Let's just get out of this awful forest and head to Goldenrod before night falls...

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Oh hey, a new Pokémon.. and it looks kind of suss. I need another friend to travel with me, so let's go, RktRaccoon.

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Victory! Now, what should I call my new friend?
 
I have been extremely sick the past few days, so I'm not up to doing this right now. When I feel better, I'll get back to it.
 
meanwhile 5 days later

we were left on a cliffhanger so now the question is

will this continue and our cliffhanger resolved

or will this just die
 
go away, I was suffocating a few nights ago. But if you really don't want me to rest, I'll get back to this once I'm back on the good computer.
 
In all seriousness, you don't need to continue this until you feel better. We don't mind waiting until you've actually healed up.

At least, I don't mind.
 
And now I'm back after a few weeks of being incredibly ill.
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So uhh... welcome to the team, Svengali. I...I'm kind of bothered by this, but a teammate is a teammate...

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Oh Lord, that screeching voice again...

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So useless he needs his grandparents to look after his Pokémon for him. I sure hope he doesn't try to introduce me...

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Dammit!

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Pfft, he wishes! Have you seen me, lady? I'm not much, but I'm still way out of his league! Besides, Oak remains my one and only~

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Oh buggery, I really didn't need that.

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...Or that. I'm not letting you people near my Pokémon, especially since you're related to him...

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Finally, we've reached Goldenrod City! Oooh, I've only been here once when I was a really small girl, so I don't know what the big city is like! I'm getting excited just thinking about it, but it's getting late so I should probably go to sleep for now. Just a few more quick hours, and I will finally meet my knight in a shining labcoat~

The following morning.

Let's head to the Radio Tower, that's where Oak will be broadcasting his show!

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Master of observation. Hey, your outfit looks sort of familiar... probably just my imagination.

One easy as sin Pokémon quiz later.

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Uhh... that's... nice?

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Seriously? That thing? Beat it in my first go, you'd have to be a complete moron to be confused by that... Whatever, I have no time to waste on this scrub.

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Oh, just a few more steps and I'll be reunited with him~

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...You have got to be... FLIPPING kidding me! I came all this way JUST to see Oak, even losing a dear friend along the way, and I'm not allowed to even reach the floor he's on?! What a complete slap in the face!

Fine, I'll go have a good time without the beautiful professor... there's still so much to see in this city, after all.

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...Really? What a saint, and these tech geeks always have this dorky charm about them. I must meet this Bill, wherever he may be...

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Free crap, of course I'll ride it around for you, you stupid sod.

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I would pay to see that, I truly would.

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Why are you even here?

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Wow, do I have more balls than you do? Go away, kid, it's embarrassing to be seen with you.

Several hours of faffing about later.

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I've been stuffing around for a while, but I do have to think... with Oak just out of reach, and that fact not changing much anytime soon, I have to wonder... what am I going to do now? Should I just call it quits and return home, wait for Oak to come visit Elm so I can see him then? I don't know...

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...No, I have to continue. For Leon, after her sacrifice just so I could selfishly see the professor... I owe it to her, and to all my other Pokémon that put up with this juvenile quest to plow ahead and prove their worth to the world. And I'll do that... by taking the full gym challenge! I know this city has a gym, so I'll go take on that one next!

...Tomorrow, it's getting really late now.

Tomorrow.

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Alright! Let's get a move on, our grand adventure has now only just begun!

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...That clueless bint? This'll be a cake walk, with someone that dumb as my opponent!

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The crocodile spirit tells me to only use two Pokémon for this fight... so I'll let the voices decide which two to use. Have at it, mates.
 
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