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also I hang out here, I guess
Kyouko Kirigiri said:
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As much as I wanted Belmont to win, it was outvoted by...
...Batgirl? Really? The great spirits have no creativity, I swear! Just as well, I hate bats and it's going in the box anyway.
He broke his back! How wimpy are you?!
And his Pokémon were wimpy too!
Oh... My... Poochy... he's so... so... plain... I've never before seen a guy this... generic-looking.
You sure don't look it, but then you don't look like much of anything... but never underestimate the nutjobs that run these cults!
...very scary.
If you're the scariest these guys have to offer, then I don't think I have much to be afraid of.
Oh, wha--NOW you're alright?! After I just sorted the problem out for you?! Some valiant hero you turned out to be!
We returned to Kurt's place, where we talked... uhh, Balls.
...
Alright good, now let's go... Actually come to think of it, I didn't spend much time with Dr. Eggman when he hatched because of this Team Rocket fiasco.
Charming.
Okie dokie, no more procrastinating. Professor Oak awaits in Goldenrod, just a short stretch of icky forest awaits!
...And hot jerk. Argh!
Yeah, and where were you when they were ruining the place?! I had to beat them back myself!
Not again! This is the thanks I get for being a hero... well this should be easy as sin, anyway.
Eeehee! A ghost! That lucky jerk, I can't believe he managed to find one. Must be a tough foe...
But it was not.
...ah bugger! Guy Kazama, return!
Reduce its defenses before attacking, Leon. That'll balance out the level gap.
But it did not...
No... NO! LEON! Aaah! You... you'll pay for killing my friend, hot jerk! Go, RktRaccoon!
Show no mercy. Scratch it with extreme prejudice and fury before it can get a chance to deal serious damage.
Thank you, RktRaccoon... you have avenged our lost friend...
And YOU'VE got a lot of nerve doing what you did to my friend, you hot cad! Let's finish this, Eggman!
...You did well.
Must suck to be so self-depreciating. Now get the hell out of my sight...
Worked on this for a while today with Edofenrir. A lot of credit goes to him for these.
Didn't seem that long ago when I caught you at that tower, Leon. I certainly didn't give the credit you deserved when you single-handedly defeated Falkner for me, and for that... and for letting you down... I'm sorry. I guess you won't be seeing the magnificent Professor Oak with me, but you'll always be remembered as an important part of the team.
...well it's done. My first... real loss... Shouldn't dwell, tho; she'll always be with me in spirit. I can't stop, that wouldn't be right to her, so let's move on to...
Ugh, where there's a forest there are always bugs. I wonder if there's even been anyone in here for a long time...
Uhh... how about you mann up and go catch them yourself, then? Why does everything have to be MY responsibility? Whatever, I'll get your bird back just so I can get that HM...
Dumb bird.
You needy little... Fine!
After a boring attempt to lengthen the game...
That's great, give me the HM.
Wonderful, thank you so much. Can I go now?
Dammit!
The following day.
Well, here we are again... going up against another gym. Not sure what to expect, but I do know I can only use three Pokémon this round.
So, which three should I use, I wonder?
...Batgirl? Really? The great spirits have no creativity, I swear! Just as well, I hate bats and it's going in the box anyway.
He broke his back! How wimpy are you?!
And his Pokémon were wimpy too!
Oh... My... Poochy... he's so... so... plain... I've never before seen a guy this... generic-looking.
You sure don't look it, but then you don't look like much of anything... but never underestimate the nutjobs that run these cults!
...very scary.
If you're the scariest these guys have to offer, then I don't think I have much to be afraid of.
Oh, wha--NOW you're alright?! After I just sorted the problem out for you?! Some valiant hero you turned out to be!
We returned to Kurt's place, where we talked... uhh, Balls.
...
Alright good, now let's go... Actually come to think of it, I didn't spend much time with Dr. Eggman when he hatched because of this Team Rocket fiasco.
Charming.
Okie dokie, no more procrastinating. Professor Oak awaits in Goldenrod, just a short stretch of icky forest awaits!
...And hot jerk. Argh!
Yeah, and where were you when they were ruining the place?! I had to beat them back myself!
Not again! This is the thanks I get for being a hero... well this should be easy as sin, anyway.
Eeehee! A ghost! That lucky jerk, I can't believe he managed to find one. Must be a tough foe...
But it was not.
...ah bugger! Guy Kazama, return!
Reduce its defenses before attacking, Leon. That'll balance out the level gap.
But it did not...
No... NO! LEON! Aaah! You... you'll pay for killing my friend, hot jerk! Go, RktRaccoon!
Show no mercy. Scratch it with extreme prejudice and fury before it can get a chance to deal serious damage.
Thank you, RktRaccoon... you have avenged our lost friend...
And YOU'VE got a lot of nerve doing what you did to my friend, you hot cad! Let's finish this, Eggman!
...You did well.
Must suck to be so self-depreciating. Now get the hell out of my sight...
Worked on this for a while today with Edofenrir. A lot of credit goes to him for these.
Didn't seem that long ago when I caught you at that tower, Leon. I certainly didn't give the credit you deserved when you single-handedly defeated Falkner for me, and for that... and for letting you down... I'm sorry. I guess you won't be seeing the magnificent Professor Oak with me, but you'll always be remembered as an important part of the team.
...well it's done. My first... real loss... Shouldn't dwell, tho; she'll always be with me in spirit. I can't stop, that wouldn't be right to her, so let's move on to...
Ugh, where there's a forest there are always bugs. I wonder if there's even been anyone in here for a long time...
Uhh... how about you man
Dumb bird.
You needy little... Fine!
After a boring attempt to lengthen the game...
That's great, give me the HM.
Wonderful, thank you so much. Can I go now?
Dammit!
The following day.
Well, here we are again... going up against another gym. Not sure what to expect, but I do know I can only use three Pokémon this round.
So, which three should I use, I wonder?
