Crocodile Dippy's Supremely Bored Pokemon HeartGold Let's Play

As much as I wanted Belmont to win, it was outvoted by...
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...Batgirl? Really? The great spirits have no creativity, I swear! Just as well, I hate bats and it's going in the box anyway.

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He broke his back! How wimpy are you?!

And his Pokémon were wimpy too!

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Oh... My... Poochy... he's so... so... plain... I've never before seen a guy this... generic-looking.

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You sure don't look it, but then you don't look like much of anything... but never underestimate the nutjobs that run these cults!

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...very scary.

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If you're the scariest these guys have to offer, then I don't think I have much to be afraid of.

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Oh, wha--NOW you're alright?! After I just sorted the problem out for you?! Some valiant hero you turned out to be!

We returned to Kurt's place, where we talked... uhh, Balls.

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...

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Alright good, now let's go... Actually come to think of it, I didn't spend much time with Dr. Eggman when he hatched because of this Team Rocket fiasco.

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Charming.

Okie dokie, no more procrastinating. Professor Oak awaits in Goldenrod, just a short stretch of icky forest awaits!

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...And hot jerk. Argh!

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Yeah, and where were you when they were ruining the place?! I had to beat them back myself!

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Not again! This is the thanks I get for being a hero... well this should be easy as sin, anyway.

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Eeehee! A ghost! That lucky jerk, I can't believe he managed to find one. Must be a tough foe...

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But it was not.

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...ah bugger! Guy Kazama, return!

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Reduce its defenses before attacking, Leon. That'll balance out the level gap.

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But it did not...

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No... NO! LEON! Aaah! You... you'll pay for killing my friend, hot jerk! Go, RktRaccoon!

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Show no mercy. Scratch it with extreme prejudice and fury before it can get a chance to deal serious damage.

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Thank you, RktRaccoon... you have avenged our lost friend...

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And YOU'VE got a lot of nerve doing what you did to my friend, you hot cad! Let's finish this, Eggman!

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...You did well.

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Must suck to be so self-depreciating. Now get the hell out of my sight...

Worked on this for a while today with Edofenrir. A lot of credit goes to him for these.

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Didn't seem that long ago when I caught you at that tower, Leon. I certainly didn't give the credit you deserved when you single-handedly defeated Falkner for me, and for that... and for letting you down... I'm sorry. I guess you won't be seeing the magnificent Professor Oak with me, but you'll always be remembered as an important part of the team.

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...well it's done. My first... real loss... Shouldn't dwell, tho; she'll always be with me in spirit. I can't stop, that wouldn't be right to her, so let's move on to...

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Ugh, where there's a forest there are always bugs. I wonder if there's even been anyone in here for a long time...

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Uhh... how about you mann up and go catch them yourself, then? Why does everything have to be MY responsibility? Whatever, I'll get your bird back just so I can get that HM...

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Dumb bird.

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You needy little... Fine!

After a boring attempt to lengthen the game...

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That's great, give me the HM.

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Wonderful, thank you so much. Can I go now?

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Dammit!

The following day.

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Well, here we are again... going up against another gym. Not sure what to expect, but I do know I can only use three Pokémon this round.
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So, which three should I use, I wonder?
 
rip Leon

you will be missed :'(
 
Because this is a Bug-type based gym, MCD and Guy Kazama are definitely on the team. And because I can't think of anyone else, I say that Quizno gets the third slot.
 
MCD definitely, he was a huge help in beating Bugsy when I played.

Guy Kazuma and Quizno for the other two because why the fuck not.
 
R.I.P Leon


I NEVER ASKED FOR THESE FEELS!! LEON WILL LIVE THROUGH OUR HEARTS FOREVER!! :'(

anyway, definitely send in MCD. Send in that Guy Guy, and since he's that popular, send in Quizno.
 
Smasher said:
MCD definitely, he was a huge help in beating Bugsy when I played.

Guy Kazuma and Quizno for the other two because why the fuck not.

This. o:
 
Phantom L said:
Please make sure your character mistakes Bugsy for a girl, my brother did and so did others...

To be honest, I can't see how people mistake Bugsy for a girl

The way I see it, you have to look at the, uhm, chest. For some reason, Almost every girl in the Pokemon series from 10 years and up are somewhat...developed...

Bugsy doesn't have boobs, therefore isn't a girl. Now Tate, on the other hand...

Also, for some reason, in most anime and Japanese games, females always seem to dress...provocatively. And scouts never really do it for me.





The fuck did I just say
 
Bugsy isn't a girl?

News to me.
 
The hair, probably the name, some guides(yeah, some guide writers made that mistake), etc.

Also, I do believe in female characters with boobs that aren't anything overly noticable. Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's not there. Yeah, I know bugsy's a boy(didn't know right know, learned after a while of me first playing Gold), but you get the idea. You find it hard for other people to think that because you didn't think like them. Let's get out of the gender discussion though, that can lead to trouble, and both you and me don't want trouble.
 
Bane said:
Bugsy looks about ten, so if he doesn't have boobs, he's most likely not a woman.

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What does that say about Iris then?



Anyway, many bug Pokémon are also part poison type, and your Quizno doesn't have any attacks that take advantage of its flying type, so I don't know if using him would be a good idea. I'd probably go with something type-neutral, like RocketRaccoon.
 
uhhh what the fuck just happened to my thread
 
Guy Kazama can pretty much take them all out, especially Bugsy's strongest Pokemon (don't want to spoil it). And I agree with Edo on the Quizno part, but I guess you can spam the shit out of Stun Spore (although its accuracy is meh).

I think MCD and Guy are enough, but you can use Quizno if you insist.
 
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