Crocodile Dippy's Supremely Bored Pokemon HeartGold Let's Play

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Quizno
 
Quizno
 
oh yeah by the way, should I ban duplicate captures or not?
 
So I decided to ban duplicate captures. Also, this name won out...
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Alright, uhh... welcome to the team, Quizno! I guess you'll be of use sometime?

Oh, you can only tackle? Dammit. We have some work to do.

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No I'm the leader, now pull your weight and learn some new skills!

I'm paranoid about my Pokémon dying, so I'll be grinding a lot. You, fortunately, won't be witness to it.

It seemed like I wasn't going to get anywhere with this little bug, until suddenly...

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What the hell just happened? Quizno got hard! ...I mean, uhh... err I didn't know Pokémon could do that? The voices say it was "evolution", who knew Pokémon evolution completely defied all logic and sense!

Well with a stronger Pokémon on my team now, it was time to move on.

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This was fun...

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How rude! Why are all the cuties I meet dumb or complete jerks, except for Oak of course?

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I'll make you eat those words! Go, Quizno!

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You can do it! You may be disgusting, but I believe in you!

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You are so useless to me! Quizno, return, before you get your stupid shell killed! RktRaccoon will take over from here.

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Use Quick Attack!

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You are my new favourite acquaintance, RktRaccoon.

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H-hey what, where did this come from?! I just kicked your ass, and you're hitting on me? I guess you're kind of cute, so it couldn't hurt...

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J-just keep it at that urge, please... and don't make a habit of it!

My heart was racing for a second there... was caught off guard for a moment, honestly didn't think anyone would fall for someone as bland as me. Oh but it doesn't matter who wants me, Professor Oak and I have something special that can't be broken!

So I continued my quest, euthanising the local wildlife and fighting other trainers along the wall. I thought that cutie before would be the only one of his kind, until...
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A bug creep, no less... ugh. He wanted my phone number and I was sort of inclined to turn him down, but I didn't want to be rude and I assumed he wouldn't bother me that much, so what the hey!

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Somehow, I doubt you of all people will be able to find something I like...

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Why would you use a Pokémon to take on a gym instructor?! Isn't that assault? Just back away and get to the city, this has nothing to do with you...

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...Pokémon Gym? ...Oooooh, it's a place for the Pokémon to train, not us humans! Alright, that makes sense now, but I don't have any reason to go there. Not when my one true love is waiting for me in Goldenrod~

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Where the hell did you come from? Are you following me?!

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Uhh... Thanks! Now go away!

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Finally, Violet City! Just one step closer to seeing Professor Oak!

But you know, I'm here now. I should make the best of it while I can, take in the sites, and see what sort of cuties hide away in this city. This guy in front of the Pokémon Center looks fine...

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...what the hell

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...Right, I'm going to uhh... go get some berries or whatever it is you're talking about! I'll certainly be back, sure!

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Again with the Gym? These people seem to be really proud of that place... I'll have to check it out later, I think.

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Uhh... I guess? Better question: why are you hiding away over here?

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Everyone in this city speaks crazy talk! Why would I battle the Gym leader? It's just a training facility, right?

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Hey, what--let go of me!

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If you're a teacher, then the system has failed. Never speak to me again.

The people in this city are freaks! It pains me to think Oak had to come through here...

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Oooh, ghosts? That sounds like fun, I love ghost rides! I knew this city had to have something interesting going for it other than that gym. I better head to that tower right away.

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Ehehehe, here it goes.

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Yee! A prize! It was definitely worth stopping off here! Let's see what "horrors" await me...

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...It's in the bag.

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That was too easy. A free Pokémon and soon a free prize, this couldn't possibly go wrong. Now, what should I call my new friend?
 
The Killer
 
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