I lied, here's a short one. I've decided to remove the second screen from the images if they don't have anything important in them to save space, and Edofenrir and 2257 have worked together to feature this little beauty:
Pray he doesn't die. Let me tell you, I'll be working extra hard to make sure he doesn't. Now let's get back to the journey.
Sorry everyone who chose a different name, but this won out by an outstanding majority.
Oh right, it was NicCage! That was that jerk's name! The dashing policeman gave me a rather strange look before announcing that his priority will be searching for this man, and away he went with an adorably awkward walk.
You did absolutely nothing! What was the point of that? Honestly, cute as a button but sometimes I want to slap him.
I know, I can't believe that guy would steal such an ugly Pokémon! It's downright devi--
What is wrong with you? You were just robbed! Oh fine, here's your stupid egg.
No kidding, genius.
Are you sure you're a professor? I won't think that much lesser of you if that doctorate was hand-written by you. Honestly Elm, you're cute but you're nothing like the fantastic Professor Oak! He even gave me a PokéDex as a gift of our love!
Yes, I just said that! Oh, it must mean I have a special place in his heart... sigh
Oh what, were you saying something? ...Violet City Gym? Oh please, I don't need a workout, I might ruin my hair! ...but Violet City is on the way to Goldenrod City! Professor Oak's radio show is being held there! Well, guess I have no choice but to go that way!
Before leaving, I decided to return home and say my goodbyes to my mum.
She wished me well, but also offered to be my own personal bank account while I'm out adventuring. Don't see when I'll ever get money out there, but I guess it couldn't hurt...
I can always ask her to stop saving sometime later.
And so, away we go to Violet City!
...oh it's Ethan, I wonder what he's doing out here? It turns out he was waiting in the bushes for me to come... I was about ready to flee until he told me he just wanted to show me how to capture Pokémon. I guess I won't be seeing him for a long time, so I decided to take him up on his offer.
I hate these tutorials. I've been playing Pokémon since I was 4-years old, I don't need a reminder every few years.
Hey! He didn't take off even a quarter of that thing's health, and he still caught it! That lucky cutie freak!
Yeah, like actually weakening the Pokémon worth a damn! Now that you're done showing off, can I--
...is that really the best name they could've come up with? I don't feel comfortable holding these. But I guess I can get some new companions now! Your job is done now, Ethan; begone and let me carry on my way.
Before continuing, however, I figured it'd be a good idea to spend some quality time with MCD.
This is so productive of me.
With that done, we hurried on our way to Cherrygrove. But then suddenly, out of nowhere, we were attacked by a raveno