Control the Throne

[Blue]

I kick you off it and rocket boost away

 

[Chair]

I come back and sit on the throne. I mean isn't that the whole point of the game?

 

[Goombuigi]

I fold you into origami, you can't move and I take the throne.

 

[Teedgee]

oh shit goombuigi has been folded up by king olly! i guess i gotta defeat him.

(one totally intense battle later)

welp, that was kinda easy. oh hey what's that?

"it's a folded up throne!"

welp folded up or not im taking it cuz im tired and i need to sit....

 

[Blue]

oh shit goombuigi has been folded up by king olly! i guess i gotta defeat him.

(one totally intense battle later)

welp, that was kinda easy. oh hey what's that?

"it's a folded up throne!"

welp folded up or not im taking it cuz im tired and i need to sit....

I show you meams so dank you flee. Then I sit

 

[Chair]

I fold the throne into a paper ball, unfold it and then sit on it.

 

[Blue]

I fold the throne into a paper ball, unfold it and then sit on it.

I send Wario after you. Insit

 

[Chair]

I "unexist" you

 

[Blue]

I "unexist" you

WAIT! THAT'S ILLEGAL!