Control the Throne

I use the Portal Gun to teleport you off the throne and allow me to get back on it.
 
While all of you idiots are fighting each other and being distracted by each other I sit on the throne.
 
I tell a joke so good, you stand up for it while I sneak onto the throne.
 
I stumble back on the throne.
 
I shove the throne back in my direction.
 
I grab and pull the throne back.
 
I use the power of selecting the Fight! interaction.
 
That doesn't even exist, try again.
 
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