Usually I only remember the last dream I had before waking up. Once in a while I remember the last two dreams and once in a GREAT while I remember the last three dreams. I consider it a "different dream" when the "plot and characters" completely change, or if I wake up briefly in between. Whatever the case, I always have very vivid and easy-to-remember dreams. Some people are luckily to even remember their dreams at all. Anyway, I only remember from last night was my last one. (The dream before waking up.)
I dreamed that I was visiting Springfield from the Simpsons, and Apu decided he wanted to move back to India with his wife and octuplets. He needed someone else to look after the Kwik-E-Mart, so I volunteered. He showed me some kind of back room with a bed and fridge and stuff, and he said "just like me, you can start out living at the Kwik-E-Mart!" He seemed more proud than sad.
He showed me the ropes, and he showed me "what flavors of ice cream" I wasn't "allowed to sell to Bart Simpson" (hey it's a dream it's not going to make complete sense.) He also showed me a list of how often I'm supposed to purposefully get robbed by Snake for "insurance purposes" (???) and he explained that I had to pay Fat Tony every month for "protection." He also gave me some kind of vow, which I don't remember, but one of the lines was "and we shall never let our customers use the restroom." He also said: "Try to be as funny as everyone else in Springfield or Matt Groening will kill you off."
As dreams go, it appeared some time passed after Apu left. I was fighting off the bully kids with a broom because they were stealing from the Squishie machine, and Mayor Quimby came to the door. He said Springfield was going to throw a ceromony in honor of the new Kwik-E-Mart. I thought he meant "new Kwik-E-Mart cashier" but when I walked outside, there was a "Try 'N' Save Mini" across the street from the Kwik-E-Mart, and all the Kwik-E-Mart customers were flocking to it.
The Simpsons family came up next to us (all five of them, and dressed in their church outfits for some reason) and Homer was extremely drunk (again, for some reason.) He slurred "we'll stay loyal to the Kwik-E-Mart!" Then one of Fat Tony's goons appeared in a limo. He stepped out, holding a crow bar, and said "What's the point of getting protection money from a place that's gonna go out of business." Then I woke up.
