Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Specific Neptune]

Granted. A cooler princess comes along.

I wish Justin Bieber became the best popstar in the world.

 

[NSY]

Granted but he starts singing rock songs

I wish the The Legend of Zelda didn't exist.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, they bring out the Legend of Link.

I wish I have to wish all the time

 

[NSY]

Granted but they are all good wishes that end in good ways

I wish that the world ended

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, a better one is created


I wish everyone was suicidal (this is getting rather dark)

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but we all became immortal.
I wish there would be more poor people in the world.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but the rich give away all their fortunes

I wish every time people post the letter "X", a mad man would hack them to death.

 

[NSY]

Granted but the mad man dies the next day

I wish everyone was gay (not that I'm against being gay)

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, life becomes so much simpler.

I wish Groden and Scarecrow would leavenot really, I love them both so much

 

[Lolcrawler]

Granted but the mad man dies the next day

I wish everyone was gay (not that I'm against being gay)

But gay means happy!

Granted, life becomes so much simpler.

I wish Groden and Scarecrow would leavenot really, I love them both so much

But out of no where they become trolls.

I wish that nothing existed, exists, or ever will exist

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but the wish didn't exist.

I wish we were all blind.

 

[SonicMario]

Granted. We can now Earthbend and "see" through our Feet like Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender

I wish all the Great Lakes of Michigan were drained of it's water.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, the water is sent to poor countries such as Africa or Bengal.

I wish that Batman turned evil.