Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

Granted. He learns to be a nicer user and stops flame-bating.

I wish Smasher got perma-banned.
 
Lumastar said:
Cynthia said:
Granted. It has every character you wanted. And how is that a bad thing?

I wish I became a troll.
Wrong topic. Anyway, you become obsessed with the Mario Party series and fall in love with Daisy.

I wish that Sakurai would become our dictator.

After Sakurai came into power. His leadership lead humanity into an era of peace and prosperity.

I wish EA left the Gaming Industry.
 
Granted, you steal the Great Sacred Treasure which has a built-in troll destroying feature.
I wish that a spammer hacked into Porple's account.
 
granted, you eat.

i wish for :dk: to rule the world.
 
Granted, but he is a fair ruler.

I wish the Internet dies.
 
Granted, but we all recreate it.

I wish my cat died.
 
Granted, He becomes a creepypasta phenomenon.

I wish the earth would explode.
 
NanoRim said:
I wish the earth would explode.

Granted, but another world with life would take its place. Also, other alien civilizations would witness its spectacular show and get the Oh the Humanity! achievement when they're playing Spore

I wish I had a dead Baby Luigi
 
Granted, he resurrects and never dies again.

I wish I got robbed.
 
Granted, but the police got your possessions back for you and covered all damages to your home.

I wish 4chan took over Google.
 
Granted, Google sues them and they close down forever.

I wish I flunked all my exams.
 
Granted, you get a pity point and some free pizza for flunking.

I wish Viacom have more power than they already need.
 
Granted, they get sued and close down forever.

I wish for a really bad thunderstorm.
 
Granted, the thunder hits you and you gain superpowers.

I wish I was in a bomb's explosion.
 
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