Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. All Mario games turn into Luigi games and are twice as good as the originals.

I wish replaced .

 

[RedShell]

Granted, it turns out she is even nicer than actual Peach.

I wish I had to go to school.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. You get such good grades that you instantly get a PhD in everything.

I wish I was stranded on a desert island.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. There's a boat right next to you.

I wish I lose in a soccer match.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. The winning team has to take the Glacier Bucket Challenge and dies.

I wish that Capcom would sell Mega Man to Microsoft.

 

[Lumastar]

First, that's messed up. At the very least put that in spoilers.

Second, you learn the wonders of being a man.

I wish that Ganondorf would always be a clone in every Smash Bros. game.

 

[Lord Bowser]

who are you talking to...?

Granted. He's the clone of whoever is the best fighter in the game.

I wish I was in the hospital.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. You walked out the hospital with no serious injuries.

I wish I can eat raw cheese.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It tastes like chocolate.

I wish Dr. Mario was in Brawl.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. He is a cyborg and has the power to turn into various items from the Mario series, such as a kart, a shell, and a block. His Final Smash has him summoning a giant pill and smashing it down to the ground by turning into a giant fist.

I wish that food could talk.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. They turn out to make great friends.

I wish Baby Pink Gold Peach was a thing.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. She only appears in one game as a minor cameo.

I wish Fire Emblem never existed.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. It's a Japan-only game.

I wish the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection never existed.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. Nintendo makes a new online service.

I wish Mario Boards was deleted.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted. Steve starts it up again under the name "Luigi Boards".

I wish Luigi's Mansion was never made.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. A game that is just like it made by a 3rd Party developer is made.

I wish Paper Mario: Sticker Star got a sequel.

 

[3D Player 2004]

Granted. It fixes all of the flaws of the original and makes it even better.

I wish Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, and Yoshi were cut from Mario Party 10.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. That allows Shy Guy, Koopa Troopa, Dry Bones, Toadette, and Bowser Jr. to be in it.

I wish Waluigi got his own game.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It is the best game ever.

I wish Sceptile was in Smash Bros.

 

[3D Player 2004]

He said to make a bad wish, not a good wish.
Granted. There are 7 Pokemon, Sceptile as the fifth, Jigglypuff as the sixth, Mewtwo as the seventh, and everyone gets their most wanted Pokemon. And an event Match in the Wii U version has the player playing as Mewtwo against the six other Pokemon.

I wish Paper Mario got into Smash Bros 4.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. He has a great and original moveset and is top tier. Also that is a good wish.

I wish all characters except Wii Fit Trainer were cut from Smash Bros.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Awesome, Top-Tier characters take the cut characters places.

I wish I was Pink Gold Peach's lover.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. You are a superhuman made of steel.

I wish that game controllers would explode on contact.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, they explode to reveal a new controller and a thousand bucks.

I wish the world was ruled by fanboys.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. They are nice.

I wish 3D Player wasn't banned.