Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. He learns to be a nicer user and stops flame-bating.

I wish Smasher got perma-banned.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It was an accident and he is unbanned.

I wish I was perma banned.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. It turns out you did nothing wrong, and you get unbanned.

I wish everyone was perma-banned.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. 3D Player returns as a zombie and creates Mario Party Boards. Anyone who posts becomes a Daisy/Sceptile/Koopa Kid hybrid.

I wish that I got Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS a week early in perfect condition.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It has every character you wanted. And how is that a bad thing?

I wish I became a troll.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. It has every character you wanted. And how is that a bad thing?

I wish I became a troll.

Wrong topic. Anyway, you become obsessed with the Mario Party series and fall in love with Daisy.

I wish that Sakurai would become our dictator.

 

[TheFarmboy]

Granted. It has every character you wanted. And how is that a bad thing?

I wish I became a troll.

Wrong topic. Anyway, you become obsessed with the Mario Party series and fall in love with Daisy.

I wish that Sakurai would become our dictator.

After Sakurai came into power. His leadership lead humanity into an era of peace and prosperity.

I wish EA left the Gaming Industry.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Every one of their IPs is lost and cannot be bought by other companies.

I wish that the Ice Climbers would never be playable in Smash again.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Ridley takes their places.

I wish Baby Pink Gold Peach existed.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Your arch-nemesis has to raise her and can no longer bother you.

I wish that the entire forum would be locked for all eternity.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Porple makes Mario Boards 2.0 with new features.

I wish everyone was a troll.

 

[Mike Wheeler]

Granted, you steal the Great Sacred Treasure which has a built-in troll destroying feature.
I wish that a spammer hacked into Porple's account.

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