If you could kill one Mario character...

[Ray Trace]

/Comments ridiculing Wario's fatness

I want to kill an Ukiki next. They break my ears.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Donkey Kong should go along.

 

[Ray Trace]

Nah, killing someone with a flesh sprout that is actually a tumor crushing his brain is too far. I like to torture that dumb monkey instead. He sounds pretty stupid as well.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Diddy Kong sounds funny too.

 

[Ray Trace]

Speaking of which, I wonder what happened to Donkey Kong Jr.? He probably got killed by a harpy eagle. I hope.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Hopefully, because I ordered one to kill him years ago.

 

[Ray Trace]

Hm, but doesn't that mean that Donkey Kong would be dead because Donkey Kong Jr. = Donkey Kong?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Hm, but doesn't that mean that Donkey Kong would be dead because Donkey Kong Jr. = Donkey Kong?

I think the Harpy Eagle ate everything except for DK Jr.'s arm. Then, the arm grew into Donkey Kong.

 

[Ray Trace]

Hm, but doesn't that mean that Donkey Kong would be dead because Donkey Kong Jr. = Donkey Kong?

I think the Harpy Eagle ate everything except for DK Jr.'s arm. Then, the arm grew into Donkey Kong.

Why leave the arm out?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

So she can hang it as a trophy, but the arm slithered out when she was sleeping.

 

[Weasel]

Jesus Christ you guys are morbid.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Or imaginative.

I'm going to kill King Bob-omb next.

 

[Ray Trace]

I'm up for the challenge of killing King Boo, since he's already dead.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Jesus Christ you guys are morbid.

This.

Can't you guys just discuss this elsewhere?

 

[Chivi-chivik]

I would kill Peach next.
(really I hate her!)

 

[Gumball Machine]

I'll kill Big Boo next.

I'm up for the challenge of killing King Boo, since he's already dead.

How are you guys supposed to kill someone whos already dead?

 

[PokemonMaster]

I'll kill Big Boo next.

I'm up for the challenge of killing King Boo, since he's already dead.

How are you guys supposed to kill someone whos already dead?

Use a 1-up on them and kill them.

 

[Glowsquid]

Bowser jr is peng lol

Daisy that demon name after a flower

I want to kill Luigi next.

*Revives Wario and places him in a torture chamber*

At least he will suffer.

If I'm bad with Waluigi but good with all the other characters then the problem lies with Waluigi, not me.

kill yoshi he is demented

I'm going to kill a random Toad in Mushroom Kingdom because I felt like it.

I'll kill Bowser next

I know some of you get their jollys from watching fat plumbers, dinosaurs and baby versions of fat plumbers suffering,


but please,


don't detail your psychopatic fantasies here. This is about the most ill-advised forum for such content.