If you could kill one Mario character...

Status
Not open for further replies.
/Comments ridiculing Wario's fatness

I want to kill an Ukiki next. They break my ears.
 
Nah, killing someone with a flesh sprout that is actually a tumor crushing his brain is too far. I like to torture that dumb monkey instead. He sounds pretty stupid as well.
 
Speaking of which, I wonder what happened to Donkey Kong Jr.? He probably got killed by a harpy eagle. I hope.
 
Hopefully, because I ordered one to kill him years ago.
 
Hm, but doesn't that mean that Donkey Kong would be dead because Donkey Kong Jr. = Donkey Kong?
 
Baby Luigi Lacertae said:
Hm, but doesn't that mean that Donkey Kong would be dead because Donkey Kong Jr. = Donkey Kong?
Click to expand...

I think the Harpy Eagle ate everything except for DK Jr.'s arm. Then, the arm grew into Donkey Kong.
 
Scrub Jay said:
Baby Luigi Lacertae said:
Hm, but doesn't that mean that Donkey Kong would be dead because Donkey Kong Jr. = Donkey Kong?
Click to expand...

I think the Harpy Eagle ate everything except for DK Jr.'s arm. Then, the arm grew into Donkey Kong.
Click to expand...

Why leave the arm out?
 
So she can hang it as a trophy, but the arm slithered out when she was sleeping.