Hot Cocoa Sep 24, 2020 - "Mario, what are you doing? Put Yoshi down right now!" - "Never!" - "Mario, what did you just do?!" - "It's okay, Luigi. We can get a better Yoshi." - "But that was the last one! THEY'RE EXTINCT NOW!" - "Oh. My bad."
- "Mario, what are you doing? Put Yoshi down right now!" - "Never!" - "Mario, what did you just do?!" - "It's okay, Luigi. We can get a better Yoshi." - "But that was the last one! THEY'RE EXTINCT NOW!" - "Oh. My bad."
Hot Cocoa Sep 17, 2020 -"MARIO HELP ME! I'VE BEEN DRAFTED INTO THE AIR FORCE!" -"But, Luigi, serving your country is a noble thing to do!" -"But I don't wanna be in the Air Force!" -"Then what DO you wanna be in?" -"The Coast Guard." -"Luigi, do you KNOW what the Coast Guard is?" -"Noble?" -"They're GLORIFIED LIFEGUARDS, LUIGI!" -"I LIKE Glorified Lifeguards!"
-"MARIO HELP ME! I'VE BEEN DRAFTED INTO THE AIR FORCE!" -"But, Luigi, serving your country is a noble thing to do!" -"But I don't wanna be in the Air Force!" -"Then what DO you wanna be in?" -"The Coast Guard." -"Luigi, do you KNOW what the Coast Guard is?" -"Noble?" -"They're GLORIFIED LIFEGUARDS, LUIGI!" -"I LIKE Glorified Lifeguards!"
Hot Cocoa Sep 5, 2020 Sex is cool and all but I'd rather have the love and affection of my significant other.