endorse: Team Sci-FI
"Hey all, Scott here. I have not slept in DAYS. I've been too busy worrying about the future! What will it look like?"
"I need to get to the bottom of this! I'M GOING TO THE FUTURE!"
"Y'know, I may be thousands of eddies in debt and owe my kneecaps to some guy named...
Genuinely shocked people still post in Mushroom City Car Wash. I'm glad that thread I made when I was a cringe middle schooler is still making some folks happy though!
It's still strange.
I cannot recall why I'm here.
Or what we're fighting for.
But I still remember myself.
And I remember my friends.
And as long as I remember that...
I will keep fighting.
I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made home made bumper car ride with riding mowers in his back yard? Mower blade wounds over ninety percent of his body. I didn't run him over, either. He somehow managed to fall under his own.