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It's fun to describe Mario characters in basic terms, like "this game box depicts a grinning cartoon man with a red hat next to a smaller grinning cartoon man with a green hat who is flying. At the bottom is a blonde woman in a pink dress with a bag in front of an ox-horned turtle monster cooking pancakes."

I like candy corn

Hey Lefty Green Mario, is that poster you used for your user picture from Super Mario Bros. 3? I think that's my favorite of the original 3 Mario games.

Now I escape from jail

Uh-oh LOL. Looks like you're in jail. What did you do?

I wish I had 14 positive messages on how much I make people feel safe around

you warned on vivian's talk page that transphobic messages will be removed on sight. i don't disagree and i understand people who find offense in wanton intolerance, but i think a healthier attitude to have towards the comments in this particular case is ridicule, followed by ignorance. having a bunch of kids helplessly screeching through ungodly large paragraphs about something as inconsequential as the way a purple ghost is depicted in a children's game is terribly amusing and should remain in a "hall of shame" kind of thing, similarly to how Bad Webcomics Wiki has a gallery of letters they receive from disgruntled comic authors (except not quite as self-evident).

(obviously any bad faith edits done to the article itself should still be reverted)

The Mario is called "funny wahoo man" or "bing bing wahoo".

The lefty green Mario is called ____________________________.

well whatever I do now is on Glep

Mahreoh Peenball Land! *off-key jingle plays*

How much do those back pockets hold

Happy Birthday LeftyGreenMario!

What did Ray Trace ever did to you?????

If we're getting a Nintendo Kart racer, make it a Kirby Air Ride sequel.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just realized something you have a 9,999 reaction score.
Folks, we are gathered here to witness a momentous moment in time.
Today, LGM's reaction score will reach 10,000, with the help of yours truly.
I'll do this in a few minutes maybe idk or maybe now then I'll give you my award.

i hear a lot of things that are "insane"

that term has definitely lost a lot of power to the point of meaninglessness

that's insane huh

I can't wait for summer to end.

I don't know why a clear day is considered "beautiful". I prefer overcast days or even mackerel skies with those tiny altocumulus cotton balls.

Is Mike Wazowski really the single fictional character that wears or has worn a hawley retainer.

Have you not eaten at a restaurant today?

On Sunday we shall be celebrating the Not Eating At a Restaurant Day. If you can avoid a restaurant on Sunday I will be happy.