Roshambo Battle Royale - Game Thread - Finale

Salmancer said:
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I cannot believe I'm about to lose before the actual rat does. So much for having a trophy to go with my report. "10th" has nowhere near the amount of grace and stardom as a podium position. Maybe this really is just a dumb game.

You should consider yourself lucky Mr. Graphite, since your Net got you a card back while mine got nothing.
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Graphite Guy:
Oh please girl, luck has NOTHING to do with it, skill is what's required in this arena of battle!
 

Round 12 results​

Eliminated players are shown in red.
Inactive players are shown in blue.​

ContestantMoveRemaining cards
SparksR2
Hooded PitohuiS1
ShoeyS1
Boo1268P2
Fun With DespairR4
RevinP3
CloudwalkerP0
RoseradeR3
ClawgripFan9001R4
GoombuigiP5
Ninja SquidS4
SalmancerS0
KoopaR3

Shoey has been eliminated from the game due to inactivity.
Cloudwalker has been eliminated.
Salmancer has been eliminated.​

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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Three eliminations this round!? This is a bloodbath! That means only ten of you guys are left, which is exactly half the amount of contestants we started with!"

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Rock Paper Wizard:
"I'm seeing a clear leader here... the famed Rawk Hawk! Mr. Hawk, you've survived five consecutive rounds with amazing skill! Tell me, how does it feel to be on top?"



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I'm going to be pretty busy for the next couple of days so I'm pushing back the time limit by 12 hours this round.

You have 3 days to submit your action to the host.
Actions will be locked at Adjusted Time ​

@Sparks @Hooded Pitohui @Specture Striker @Dr. Lyra Orpheus @Revin @Glea @Phantom of the BWAH-Pera @Goombuigi @Nathan @Koopa​
 
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[And with that, the Golbat had lost its final card. Surprisingly, for a creature with no knowledge on how to play the game, it progressed somewhat far, and managed to eliminate some yellow-clad individual.]

[It has a smile on its face, as though the game brought it joy despite its loss. Suddenly, the grin is enveloped by a bright, blue glow, and the bat grows larger, gaining another pair of wings and a purplish hue.]

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[Overjoyed, the Crobat flies off, screeching goodbye as it goes. It is happy to have made friends along the way.]

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TryclydeFan1982: "Farewell, dear batty bat! 'Till fate may intertwine us some day!"

MouserFan237: "Yeah, t'was nice knowin' ya!"

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Don't forget to write!"
 
Hint Toad said:
"I'm seeing a clear leader here... the famed Rawk Hawk! Mr. Hawk, you've survived five consecutive rounds with amazing skill! Tell me, how does it feel to be on top?"
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It feels AWESOME! But truth be told, I always knew I'd make it to the top. I've yet to meet someone capable of matching my caliber. Not to say my competitors haven't tried! I've seen how many times I've been attacked. But my defence tactics are UNMATCHED! You'll have to try harder than that if you want a chance at beating me!
 
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The bat underwent instantaneous metamorphosis? Magical metamorphosis? Well, however it advanced in life, good on it. You'll have to forgive me, biology has never been a strong suit, and magic biology more so.
Goombuigi said:
It feels AWESOME! But truth be told, I always knew I'd make it to the top. I've yet to meet someone capable of matching my caliber. Not to say my competitors haven't tried! I've seen how many times I've been attacked. But my defence tactics are UNMATCHED! You'll have to try harder than that if you want a chance at beating me!
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I am trying very hard to not be jealous.
 

Round 13 results​

ContestantsActionsRemaining cards
SparksP1
Hooded PitohuiN4
Boo1268P1
Fun With DespairR3
RevinS3
RoseradeS3
ClawgripFan9001R3
GoombuigiS5
Ninja SquidSS4
KoopaS2

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Rock Paper Wizard:
"With only one card left, Rock Paper Erazard has managed to make a crazy comeback! What an amazing feat! You really erased your chances of losing!"


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...erased...


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Ah, ha! Now I remember! You're Mr. Eraser! I don't know why I didn't recognize you at first. Maybe it's because of that mask you're wearing. So you became a fellow wizard? It's good to see the guild is still growing in numbers! I'll be keeping a close watch on you to see how you do from now on!"

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Paige:
"This is not good. There are some strong players here. Could I have been mistaken?"

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"No. I worked hard for this. A little contest like this will never change that fact."

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"But I know my master does not see it my way. What should I do? Time is running out."


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You have 2 days to submit your action to the host.
Actions will be locked at Adjusted Time





@Sparks @Hooded Pitohui @Specture Striker @Dr. Lyra Orpheus @Revin @Glea @Phantom of the BWAH-Pera @Goombuigi @Nathan @Koopa
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Headrest:
"Ohhh!! This is getting rather stressful! May I please have a drink? Any type will do"

Inquis:
"Bah! I don't care what disadvantage we may be at, we're still going to win somehow...!
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Ah, so you can fish and reel in yer fellow players' cards with those special Net cards, eh? Somethin' I oughta keep in mind as we inch closer to the endgame..."

MouserFan237: "You better, TryclydeFan, 'cause we've only got three cards left in our deck as we speak. So you really oughta play 'em wisely."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Eh, Miss Paige! Can ya fix me a drink, please an' thank you? My throat's startin' to run dry from all this card combat!"
 

Round 14 results​

Eliminated players are shown in red.​
ContestantsActionsRemaining cards
SparksS1
Hooded PitohuiP3
Boo1268S0
Fun With DespairPP1
RevinS3
RoseradeS3
ClawgripFan9001N3
GoombuigiS4
Ninja SquidS4
KoopaR2

Boo1268 has been eliminated.​





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Rock paper Wizard:
"Another contestant has been eliminated! That Graphite Guy really talked big didn't he? I think It's pretty clear who finished him off. What irony..."

Koopa said:
Headrest:
"Ohhh!! This is getting rather stressful! May I please have a drink? Any type will do"
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Paige:
"You do know that we only have Paper Pulp Juice... and tap water."

Phantom of the BWAH-Pera said:
Koopthony Tortoitro: "Eh, Miss Paige! Can ya fix me a drink, please an' thank you? My throat's startin' to run dry from all this card combat!"
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Paige:
"You too? What am I, a bartender? Am I only fit to serve drinks?"

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Rock paper Wizard:
"Paige! Manners!"

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Paige:
"Ah. My bad. I will bring those drinks out right away. Two Paper Pulp Juices coming right up!"

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Rock paper Wizard:
"I'm sorry about Paige. She's been a bit off lately. I'm going to have to talk to her."



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Paige:
"I'm back. Here you are ma'am and sir. I'm sorry about my behavior earlier.."


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You got... Paper Pulp Juice! It looks a bit off though.




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You have 2 days to submit your action to the host.
Actions will be locked on Adjusted Time


@Sparks @Hooded Pitohui @Dr. Lyra Orpheus @Revin @Glea @Phantom of the BWAH-Pera @Goombuigi @Nathan @Koopa​
 
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Headrest:
"Something about this drink is rather shifty... good thing I don't have a stomache!"

Headrest downs the Paper Pulp Juice

Inquis:
"STOP LOOKING AT ME! I-I'm not a killer... YOU ARE"

Headrest:
"He gets anxious when he's guilty..."
 
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Graphite Guy:
GRAAAAHHH! CURSES! CURSES! CURSES! How could I lose? And so easily too?! BAH! Forget it, I had a good run while it lasted, oh well, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, GRAPHITE GUY, AWAYYYYY!
(Suddenly turing on his pencil pack, Graphite Guy launches into the sky, blasting a hole through the temple roof, leaving behind an eraser in his stead.)
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TryclydeFan1982: "Well, that last round went as well as could be expected, didn't it?"

MouserFan237: "Least it wasn't us who went down the figurative well. Instead, it was that annoying brash Graphite Guy who did."

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Ah, thanks a bunch, Miss Paige! Hm, a purple drink, eh? Must be a limited edition type of flavor."

Koopthony Tortoitro downs the suspicious looking Paper Pulp Juice, causing his eyes to grow large and making him act really strange.

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Boys, I think bein' in hot water as far as this whole Roshambo thing's concerned is the least of our problems! 'Cause there's Dragoneels swimmin' 'round the temple!"
 

Round 15 results​

Eliminated players are shown in red.
Inactive players are shown in blue.
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ContestantsActionsRemaining cards
SparksS0
Hooded PitohuiR3
Fun With DespairP1
RevinS2
RoseradeB2
ClawgripFan9001P3
GoombuigiR4
Ninja SquidR4
KoopaP2

Sparks has been eliminated.
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Specture Striker said:
Graphite Guy:
GRAAAAHHH! CURSES! CURSES! CURSES! How could I lose? And so easily too?! BAH! Forget it, I had a good run while it lasted, oh well, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, GRAPHITE GUY, AWAYYYYY!
(Suddenly turing on his pencil pack, Graphite Guy launches into the sky, blasting a hole through the temple roof, leaving behind an eraser in his stead.)
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Rock Paper Wizard:
Ugh... Doesn't he know we have a door?




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Attention!
From now on rounds will be about 24 hours.
You have Oct 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM to submit your actions to the host.

@Hooded Pitohui @Dr. Lyra Orpheus @Revin @Glea @Phantom of the BWAH-Pera @Goombuigi @Nathan @Koopa​
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Looks like all piggies were obligated to go to the market, even the little purple ones."

MouserFan237: "Sure seems that way. It also looks like we're safe for this last round, let's hope we can keep it up during this next one."

Koopthony Tortoitro is still under the effects of the strange purple Paper Pulp Juice.

Koopthony Tortoitro: "I can see the Purple Coins floating around the temple!"
 

Round 16 results​

Eliminated players are shown in red.​
ContestantMoveRemaining cards
Hooded PitohuiR2
Fun With DespairP0
RevinR1
RoseradeR2
ClawgripFan9001P2
GoombuigiP4
Ninja SquidS4
KoopaP2

Fun With Despair has been eliminated.​


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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Down to seven players now! I can definitely sense the True Master here in our midst!"

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You have 24 hours to submit your actions to the host.
Actions will be locked in Oct 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM

@Hooded Pitohui @Revin @Glea @Phantom of the BWAH-Pera @Goombuigi @Nathan @Koopa
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Headrest:
"I feel like two people here clearly have the advantage, and it most definitely is not us!"

Inquis:
"Honestly the fact that we're still kickin' is kind of a miracle"
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Cripes, down to our last two cards! We really oughta make our shots count movin' forward!"

MouserFan237: "I'm with the bespectacled Koopa on this one that it's honestly impressive we've managed to make it this far. Let's see how far we can go, eh, boys?"

Koopthony Tortoitro is yet again still under the effects of the strange purple Paper Pulp Juice.

Koopthony Tortoitro: "That talking cloque hat is giving me the strangest urge to go bowling!"
 

Round 17 results​

Eliminated players are shown in red.

Inactive players are shown in blue.​

ContestantMoveRemaining cards
Hooded PitohuiR2
RevinN0
RoseradeS1
ClawgripFan9001S1
GoombuigiR3
Ninja SquidR4
KoopaP2

Revin has been eliminated.
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You have about 30 hours to submit your actions to the host.
Actions will be locked at Adjusted Time

@Hooded Pitohui @Glea @Phantom of the BWAH-Pera @Goombuigi @Nathan @Koopa​
 
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TryclydeFan1982: "Down to our final card, eh? Well, it's been a good run while it lasted, so we might as well be goin' out in a blaze of glory."

MouserFan237: "You said it, TryclydeFan. The fact we made it this far into the tournament says a lot about our skill in backroom card games on a grander scale such as these."

The effects of the strange purple Paper Pulp Juice finally begin to wear off of Koopthony Tortoitro.

Koopthony Tortoitro: "Agh, what in the name of Al Koopone's ballsy brawlin' techniques just happened there...?"
 

Round 18 results​

Eliminated players are shown in red.​

ContestantsActionsRemaining cards
Hooded PitohuiR1
RoseradeR0
ClawgripFan9001S0
GoombuigiP3
Ninja SquidS4
KoopaP1

Roserade has been eliminated.
ClawgripFan9001 has been eliminated.
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Rock Paper Wizard:
"What a game so far, eh? We're now down to four contestants! And it seems like a new leader has emerged. I hope you do not disappoint, Goomberto!"

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Paige:
"Master, I seem to remember you had a previous engagement with him, right? Wasn't it a roshambo event down near the port?"

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Rock Paper Wizard:
"Oh... Yeah.... I try not to remember about that. If you could, Paige, please don't mention it again."

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Paige:
"Oh! Well, you two look like you get along well enough."

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You have about 24 hours to submit your actions to the host.
Actions will be locked at Adjusted Time

@Hooded Pitohui @Goombuigi @Nathan @Koopa​
 
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