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update on my grandpa: i didn't get a phone call from him yesterday but i just called the ICU to get an update on him and here's what i know:
- they've downgraded him from the big thing that gives him oxygen to the smaller thing that goes into his nose
- he's having difficulties swallowing right now and tomorrow they're going to doing a swallow exam
- the GI bleeding is still something they're working on, the nurse said they'll need to check his stomach, but he hasn't had any bloody bowel movements nor has he vomited any blood (IDK if that was a thing he was doing beforehand or if they're just noting that) either today or yesterday
- he may possibly be moved out of the ICU and back into the main part of the hospital in the next few days?

There's nothing quite like a well-known scam artist directly telling you "we are not a scam"

I wish I could wake up one morning and it's 2014 or sometime similar

mr frog for president

Dude was out biking with his dog, unleashed, and that dog suddenly charged at me.

How is everyone doing.

Ah, nothing like finishing a 105 question 7th grade American history exam in 23 minutes, before anybody else

There have been some big rivalries in the past; cats and dogs, democrats and republicans, Seinfeld and Newman, etc. But allow me to propose one of the greatest rivalries that no one ever talks about: night owls and lawn mowers.

I miss Zelen

How does it feel to be the 11 thousandth Monokuma to grace the internet? You must feel inferior to all the other Monokumas, I feel kind of sorry for you

sad news toad fans...toad has gone...woke!!!

Apparently late night construction has stopped so now I can sleep, although I also have earplugs to muffle it so I can't hear it if it happens again.

anyone who's worked in retail, how hard is it actually to get someone's order right

sometimes people will post 'mEDIA THAT TERRIFIED ME AS A KID' and it's some shit from like 2015 and i just immediately shrivel up and die.

I just came up with a genius idea that requires someone who's good at Minecraft modding or Marketplace pack building, which isn't me, and a good builder, like me. My idea is to somehow recreate some of the Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle Ultimate Challenges in Minecraft. I could use the Mario Mash Up mob reskin, but that doesn't do jack. Like I said, if someone who is really good at modding/pack making/character modeling can do this, I'd be grateful. I took a picture of the UC1 Battle Map, so I can make the base platform and possibly the cover blocks.

https://www.marioboards.com/threads/47590/#post-2374831 This is still something I really want to do if anyone's interested

Inverted version of MLP:FiM Season 9 commentary image I posted last August, as it is relevant to my current theme.

Original:

Inverted:

For some reason, Midboss Mayhem from Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle is my favorite music track from it, followed by the Phantom's stuff (who DOESN'T love the Phantom? Maybe that's my next theme...)

https://cytu.be/r/PinkysPlayhouse

The dilemma of not wearing a bicycle helmet and receiving complements for my helmetless self from loitering peers, or wearing a bike helmet and not dying all over the place

Edit: nevermind, I checked on my loitering peers and they were wearing bike helmets too

Watch Macross

I've been having the most frustrating dreams lately where I run into someone I used to know from bowling, we start talking and have a nice conversation and eventually make a connection, and then I wake up and realize that didn't happen and that I have like, no real life friends except for a couple.

I like your new avatar. You're the handsome one, I think (its a joke from Bowser Nightmare's cutscene in story mode, where one says "I'm the handsome one" or he says cool, idk)

god bless fat old men

I forgot how much I love Pokemon Cafe ReMix