Polymorph

Polymorph

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    My mom decided to leave me on a transphobic rant until next time I see her in December.

    I don't think she'll be seeing in me in December.
    Polymorph
    I will never complain about a good dream being disappointing ever again. I forgot about the misery of anxiety nightmares.
    Polymorph
    Do you think there's such a thing as like, a calculator that markets itself as AI? AI has become such a stupid corporate marketing buzz word that any program more complicated than Hello World is "AI" now so I wouldn't be surprised.
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    That reminds me of that scam I was messing around with yesterday. Basically, they were marketing themselves as an AI "service" or "program" that... makes millions of dollars for you via its unlimited knowledge? I assume that they scam a lot of older people who really aren't aware of what AI is and have only heard of it as a buzzword.
    Polymorph
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    I'm not in the field of media production but I want to make a "trailer" for an AI phone where all the AI features are clearly useless and don't work. It asks you a bunch of intrusive questions, gives you blatantly wrong information, gives you recommendations you didn't ask for, that kind of thing. I feel like there's enough gullible AI bros who wouldn't get the joke.
    Polymorph
    A couple days ago I complained about the frustrating dreams I've been having about bowling and then last night, I have another one. Can I stop having dreams that remind me how boring real life actually is?
    Polymorph
    I sure am having an actual serious discussion with my dad about what a golden limousine would cost.
    Polymorph
    There have been some big rivalries in the past; cats and dogs, democrats and republicans, Seinfeld and Newman, etc. But allow me to propose one of the greatest rivalries that no one ever talks about: night owls and lawn mowers.
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    They work their loud shit every Monday morning and I hate it. Got disrupted at like 7:30 in the morning because of it.
    Polymorph
    I've been having the most frustrating dreams lately where I run into someone I used to know from bowling, we start talking and have a nice conversation and eventually make a connection, and then I wake up and realize that didn't happen and that I have like, no real life friends except for a couple.
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    Mike Wheeler
    Yeah in a way not all but some good dreams can be more obnoxious than bad dreams depending on the context of one's actual life; they can remind one of how much better their life could be. I've had extremely similar dreams to the ones you mentioned but I prefer not to go into detail as I never share my dreams with anyone.
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    I just beat the system and don't remember my dreams at all
    Fizzle
    I like your new avatar. You're the handsome one, I think (its a joke from Bowser Nightmare's cutscene in story mode, where one says "I'm the handsome one" or he says cool, idk)
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    When I was like 13 or 14 playing Mario Party 5, for some reason the blue one was the one my brain decided to attach to as my favorite.
    Polymorph
    If I change my avatar, should I change it to General Shy Guy or one of the colorful Koopa Kids? I genuinely can't decide.
    Polymorph
    Been taking a nice break over the last few days. I've gotten to go bowling a few times and I got a name change petition notarized. I'm thinking of being a bit quieter for the next week or so while I finish up my vacation but I don't want anyone to be worried about me given that my last post was about being depressed.
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    I've been dealing with some pretty bad depression over the last few days so I think the story I've been working on will have to wait until next month's issue of the Shroom, but at least I won't be completely absent this month.