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I hate how the general sentiment of social media is that we're never good enough and that somebody is always going to be "better" than you. Things would be a whole lot easier if we just woke up one day and realized we actually are good enough just being our normal selves

There should be a Street Fighter stage that is just the top of Guile's hair

What's with the people in my class saying things like "Hi, I'm the rizzler from Ohio. You look so skibidi today it makes me feel like paying my fanum taxes." lol

A couple days ago I complained about the frustrating dreams I've been having about bowling and then last night, I have another one. Can I stop having dreams that remind me how boring real life actually is?

Tokyo Midi City?

I need help with the dang Ultimate Challenges in MRKB, any tips or team suggestions? I just beat Challenge 4-10 with Rabbid Peach and Rabbid Yoshi, so I might use them for UC2.

I wouldn't even understand a single thing he's saying but if the Swedish Chef started yelling at me I would cry

I sure am having an actual serious discussion with my dad about what a golden limousine would cost.

update on my grandpa: i didn't get a phone call from him yesterday but i just called the ICU to get an update on him and here's what i know:
- they've downgraded him from the big thing that gives him oxygen to the smaller thing that goes into his nose
- he's having difficulties swallowing right now and tomorrow they're going to doing a swallow exam
- the GI bleeding is still something they're working on, the nurse said they'll need to check his stomach, but he hasn't had any bloody bowel movements nor has he vomited any blood (IDK if that was a thing he was doing beforehand or if they're just noting that) either today or yesterday
- he may possibly be moved out of the ICU and back into the main part of the hospital in the next few days?

There's nothing quite like a well-known scam artist directly telling you "we are not a scam"

I wish I could wake up one morning and it's 2014 or sometime similar

mr frog for president

Dude was out biking with his dog, unleashed, and that dog suddenly charged at me.

How is everyone doing.

Ah, nothing like finishing a 105 question 7th grade American history exam in 23 minutes, before anybody else

There have been some big rivalries in the past; cats and dogs, democrats and republicans, Seinfeld and Newman, etc. But allow me to propose one of the greatest rivalries that no one ever talks about: night owls and lawn mowers.

I miss Zelen

How does it feel to be the 11 thousandth Monokuma to grace the internet? You must feel inferior to all the other Monokumas, I feel kind of sorry for you

sad news toad fans...toad has gone...woke!!!

Apparently late night construction has stopped so now I can sleep, although I also have earplugs to muffle it so I can't hear it if it happens again.

anyone who's worked in retail, how hard is it actually to get someone's order right

sometimes people will post 'mEDIA THAT TERRIFIED ME AS A KID' and it's some shit from like 2015 and i just immediately shrivel up and die.

I just came up with a genius idea that requires someone who's good at Minecraft modding or Marketplace pack building, which isn't me, and a good builder, like me. My idea is to somehow recreate some of the Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle Ultimate Challenges in Minecraft. I could use the Mario Mash Up mob reskin, but that doesn't do jack. Like I said, if someone who is really good at modding/pack making/character modeling can do this, I'd be grateful. I took a picture of the UC1 Battle Map, so I can make the base platform and possibly the cover blocks.

https://www.marioboards.com/threads/47590/#post-2374831 This is still something I really want to do if anyone's interested

Inverted version of MLP:FiM Season 9 commentary image I posted last August, as it is relevant to my current theme.

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