Good wishes aren't always good wishes

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Granted, your the first your harem cannibalizes when they get tired of coconuts.

I wish I could find that post on here with a Mario fanfic about a 13 year old having sex in a classroom and then committing suicide.

 

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Granted, but the harem likes the pigs and chickens better than you for company and still cannibalizes you when they get tired of coconuts.

I wish for a Gyroid that WOULD record my favorite ShoujoAi shows.

 

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Granted, but the harem's bishonen ex-boyfriends trick you into going off to become a fighter jet piloting mercenary in the Middle East after you get drunk.

I wish for MOAR TOUHOU GIRLS

 

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Granted, your buddehs die instead.

I wish for LESS RICKROLL'D

 

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Granted, you get a girlfriend who then eats your anime DVDs.

I wish for real time weapon change.

 

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Granted, she eats all the seaweed you were saving for your big sushi party.

I wish for 5y7qv y4,5464e4ngeot cmjstr56kjtrukj76ij056u7kiy-kj0-u,jijjy665u7757i7i777677676i7i76ii8878ii8ihentai56u856u56u856uutjr856j56utru56u

 

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Granted, but your girlfriend still eats it all.

I wish your girlfriend hadn't eaten my anime DVDs too

 

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Granted, she then goes all yandere, stalks you, and then kills you by repeatedly stabbing you with a huge steak knife in broad daylight in a posh coffee shop.

I wish I never get to be the starring character in a School Days ripoff.

 

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Granted, you achieve this by time traveling, and your ex-girlfriend stalks you through time and turns you into a Dalek.

I wish I was a Dalek.

 

[ShyGuy27]

By god, you guys post quickly.

 

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Ignoring ShyGy27...

Granted, you are shunned by society and now no one will sell you foodstuffs.

I wish I was a magnet.

 

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Granted, an esper creates a ton of lightning and you die in the ensuing power outage.

I wish for a splendid good time.

 

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Granted. You get Guiliant, SiFi, and Rudnicki, but they try to make serious articles and you end up with Wikipedia but about obscure subjects and freemasonry.

I wish for better intarwebz.