Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Granted. The lack of wishing your last wish gives you a new wish. But oh no! The new wish is poisoned! You die. (Yes, wishes can be poisoned.)

I wish I had 1000 posts.

Somebody keeps shouting "ITS OVER 1000!"

...I wish for a wish.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Once again, poison wish.

I wish I was immune to every disease that has or ever will exist.

 

[ParaBob-omb]

Granted u are immortal, but soon u get so bored u kill yourself.

I wish i was :Mario:.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted u are immortal, but soon u get so bored u kill yourself.

I wish i was :Mario:.

You get hit by a goomba and die. We all mock you for your epic phailure.

I wish for a fish that can wish with a dish.

 

[SmartGuy]

Granted, But the fish wishes to be gigantic and eats you

I wish for exploding waffles.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, But the fish wishes to be gigantic and eats you

I wish for exploding waffles.

Wow this is just too easy. But that wouldn't be any fun...

You eat the waffle. It doesn't explode yet, but when it gets in the sewage system (as, well, you know...), it somehow get into the center of the Earth and explodes the world.

I wish for a SNES. With comtrollers.

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, but it immediately asplodes for some, probably, weird reason.

I wish for fore.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, but it immediately asplodes for some, probably, weird reason.

I wish for fore.

Granted, now only you can say fore. So when you were walking past a golf course, a golf ball hit you and you died.

I wish. That's it. Can't think of a wish.

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, but the guy who posted you is a jerk and somehow managed to post.

I wish Weird Al would make his 13th album soon.

 

[ShyGuy27]

He releases tomorrow, you get it. It's his worst album ever, he decides to stop his music career because everyone hated it so much.

I wish I had some nice tasty chicken wings, and that someone didn't use the all too obvious "They make you sick" excuse.

That's two wishes. You only get one. You are killed.

I wish I hadn't died *checks* three posts ago.

 

[SmartGuy]

not grantd cuz der iz no wish

i wish i wud stop speekin in lolspeak

 

[ShyGuy27]

not grantd cuz der iz no wish

i wish i wud stop speekin in lolspeak

Granted, now you can't speak.

I wish that I could think of something to post here.

 

[SmartGuy]

not grantd cuz der iz no wish

i wish i wud stop speekin in lolspeak

Granted, now you can't speak.

I wish that I could think of something to post here.

Granted, but you posted a completely pointless message,

I wish I could meet 'Weird Al' Yankovic.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but it's at his funeral.

EDIT: I wish I had wished for something when I first posted this.

 

[Snack]

Granted, your an extra who is almost killed by the Tsundere to highlight how brutal she is.

I wish for Uniju, Nebraska.

 

[Snack]

Granted, you have a harem in your BRAND NEW YAOI ANIME SERIES.

I wish Waluigi had his very own live action movie.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but you all die when the Uniju Copter accidentally drops the Uniju Van in mid flight.

I wish for FATE TESTAROSSA IN A GENERIC DESERT LAND

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

A wrecking ball hits you and you die. :'D

I wish I could find my Rocket Slime game.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, but it still doesn't make sense. No one said they had to.

I wish that the avatar limit was 150 instead of 125.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but the limit on file size is even smaller than before.

I wish I had delishush pie made by Wayoshi.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but it's inappropriate and gets you banned by ChaosNinji.

I wish for ſ

 

[Snack]

Granted, Rudnicki did.

I wish for MOAR ALICE MARGATROID

 

[ShyGuy27]

Since you didn't wish, I kill you.

I wish I had and lived on a private island where nothing could ever go wrong.

 

[Snack]

Granted, nothing goes wrong and you die of old age, surrounded by reporters who then cut up your corpse and sell chunks of it on eBay.

I wish I could ignore ShyGuy27's post and reply to Uniju with the awesome post I was going to make.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, nothing goes wrong and you die of old age, surrounded by reporters who then cut up your corpse and sell chunks of it on eBay.

I wish I could ignore ShyGuy27's post and reply to Uniju with the awesome post I was going to make.

Granted, but you forget what you wanted to post.

I wish I was L. (no spoilers please for Garlic's sake)