Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but they taste bad.

I wish that nobody in this world was a troll.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but now there are people who are constantly making gay stuff, with nobody to troll them.

I wish no one can has Goomba.

 

[NSY]

Granted but I don't understand what you mean

I wish I had access to MJII

 

[Specific Neptune]

Me too man, me too...


OH! Err granted, but thousands of people want in too, and it gets over excessive.

I wish that MJII wasn't hidden.

 

[Revin]

You know, it was like that for a couple of days. Then it got deleted.

I wish my internet didn't go badly sometimes.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but it gets worse consistently

I wish I had a pumpkin

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted. It's the great pumpkin, and he rips your head off.

 

[Ray Trace]

I wish you made a wish for me to corrupt

 

[Specific Neptune]

granted, but I'm tired


I wish I wasn't tired

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. You fall asleep for a week.

I wish school doesn't start in the day any earlier than 7:45

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, It starts so late it's early.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you get nothing from wishing for nothing

I wish viruses can get killed

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but you forgot about Hitler

I wish Hitler didn't carry an axe

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, he carries a mace instead

I wish he didn't carry a mace

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, he carries an AK-47

I wish he didn't carry an AK-47

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but he goes on a pillow fight rampage

I wish I had a pillow

 

[LN1]

Granted, but it's a pillow made of poison. You can't even put your head on it since it's liquid without a container.

I wish for massive stuff.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. It's a Neutron Star and it bonks you in the head

I wish life on Titan will come a lot sooner

 

[Lolcrawler]

But it sucks

I wish that people wouldn't ignore my posts on control the throne

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but they ignore your posts here.

I wish that I could think of a wish with no loopholes.

 

[Lolcrawler]

but then you die for no reason

I wish that I was happy

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it is the retarded type of happy.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

No wish.

I wish that reasons.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but since that sentence is a fragment, the ground cracks underneath you.

I wish I can type faster and more coherently

 

[Lolcrawler]

But you get carpel tunnel syndrome, causing you to never type again.

I wish that I was _______ and that is ____________ to someone else, _______________.