Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you move to Sammer Kingdom and are annoyed by the Sammer Guys.

I wish for an immense high post count.

Yay! 1000th reply!
 
Granted.
That post counts crushes the database without anyone even knowing it.

I WISH FOR AL'S 13TH ALBUM NAO ;-;
 
Smiddle said:
Granted.
That post counts crushes the database without anyone even knowing it.

I WISH FOR AL'S 13TH ALBUM NAO ;-;
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There are no songs on it except a Shatner cover of eBay.

I wish I had the 1000th post instead of PS. ;.;
 
I don't have the 1000th post. I have the 100th reply. You already have teh 1000th post. ur head asplode.

I wish for a plate full of spaghetti. :)
 
Granted, you get lotsa spaghetti, and you turn into Luigi from Hotel Mario and annoy people.

I wish :bowser: was real.
 
Granted, he dies because he's only a head.

I wish för ä hülä hülä lööp.
 
Granted, Smiddle does.

I wish för änöther hülä hülä lööp.
 
Gräntëd, büẗ yöür cömpüẗër cräsḧës ẅḧïle ẗrÿïng ẗö rëäd ẗḧësë ẅëïrd sÿmböls.

I wish for moar peanuts (food).
 
Granted, now I get a wish.

I wish I.....I wish....I wish I had more time to think!
 
Granted. You get Jaws ('nuff said).

I wish I had a wiki devoted to me.
 
The genie heres you wrong and thinks you wished for something bad.

I wish my brother would stop reading over my shoulder. (He's laughing right now.)
 
Granted, he reads from somewhere else...

I wish for chocolate.
 
You get fish chocolate (chocolate with fish inside).

I wish I had a better computer.
 
Granted. Do I even have to say anything else?

I wish for a dish of fish with a *looks at rhyming dictionary*...smish?
 
Granted. The lack of wishing your last wish gives you a new wish. But oh no! The new wish is poisoned! You die. (Yes, wishes can be poisoned.)

I wish I had 1000 posts.
 
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